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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Personals: Emily, Jake, and NoCo

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2hip4u
belligerent personals
bros
cold hard steel
emily and jake are great we promise
international bros
my emily what luscious locks
NoCo
omg emily you did NOT say your historical hottie is chaucer
so radioactive
yay roommates

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Relay for Life Wants to Give You Things

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always down for insomnia
bwog is hungry bwog just ate
dat smores cookie tho
free food
get turntttt 4 r4l
hungry hungry bwog
mmm insomnia
monday funday
relay 4 lyf
relay for life
wow bwog is actually considering ordering insomnia right now

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Frosting And Vaginas: The Erotic Cake Competition

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bwog was pushed around by the spec photog
cinnamon aka pubes
culinary society
erotic cakes
frosting used in mysterious ways
molecular gastronomy
not for the weak
phallic diversity
we love the culinary society
which one won bwog didn't stay long enough to find out or even vote or even try the mint one which arrived LATE we might add
who knew there was labia-colored frosting
yes i could really go for a cupcake shaped like a bleeding vagina right now

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Bwoglines: Changing the World!!!! Edition

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b the change u wish 2 c in the world
bwog is gandhi
bwoglines
cats cats cats
congress news that won't make you want to move to siberia
def what stiles would look like as a werewolf (LOL teen wolf so cultured)
how do u listen to bacteria
is this where we put a twilight reference in
science and fishing and politics and also cats and himym/himyd
science lol
seriously it's like a parody of itself
what is "bacteria" is it like a cool new indie band from brooklyn
wut is a biofilm

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Personals: Fainan, Aria, and Laura

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classy broads
Fainan Lakha
fainan...so steamy
fast waldo finders club
mood lighting
no one can resist a sprightly vest
oh the high times!
personals
pretty sure every civil war soldier didn't look like Jude Law but fine we'll include your link anyway
so much romantic so vest
swooning over the vest

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In Defense Of: Disruptive Protests

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athena film festival
columbia loves being vocal
columbia students love to protest
ido
In Defense Of
oppression of the minority
spectator
spirit of 14
spirit of 68
spirit of 99
we love activism
What are they protesting on College Walk this time?

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Pages from the DG New Member Packet

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did mozart compose those songs?
open questions are the bane of our existence
rules about hazing
sing-a-long
so many songs
sororities
the dg papers
we perused the shit out of this
we totally did the hand on forehead pose while reading this
why is watchword in bold

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LyricLion Showcases Columbia’s Composers

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bwog review
how do we feel about the word niche
lyric lion
more ways to make you feel inadequate
student music
your peers are talented

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