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A Columbia Moment: The Black Avengers

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 9 Comments

The Black Avengers policed the campus with a particular relish for cruel and unusual punishment.

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While You Were Tanning

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 6 Comments

The Bwog editors didn’t take the summer off! Here are the highlights from when you were reading People instead of Bwog these past few months. GS Valedictorian Brian Corman “borrowed” a joke from a comedian in his speech. The 2011 Class Council used an idea from V116 for a new freshman initiative. F@CU announced its […]

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Ain’t No Party Like A B-School Party

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

B-School party outside Schermerhorn! Empanadas, asparagus in filo, tons of alcohol, fancy waiters, lots of ambition. There are legitimate ropes and officious B-school employees telling you not to eat the food. So just walk around those officious employees and take the food.

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NSOP Never Ends

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 5 Comments

The weirdest part: the “Social Experiment” is an official Res Life program. What’s all this, then? Leave your best guesses in the comments.

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Better Living Through Gmail

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 8 Comments

2011 update: Some things have changed. Check out the latest guide! Fresh-people, it’s the first day of school. If you haven’t switched from Cubmail to Gmail yet, something is terribly wrong. Being a Columbia student means dealing with e-mail. Craploads of it. You have an account through the school, but you’d do yourself a favor […]

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Where’s the Fake Grass?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 0 Comments

Rolling out the red carpet for the first day of school!

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Don’t Go to the Package Center Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 1 Comments

Unless you’ve got to pick up your fresh, stamped coconut. Pretty long line at Ferris, too, but we’re hearing good things about the new swipe-y system.

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The State of Dining: 2010-2011

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 29 Comments

Things are going to work a little different for on-campus dining this year. A round-up of the changes, straight from Housing & Dining, follows. Ferris Booth and JJ’s Place are now dining halls. This means they take meal swipes and operate in the same manner as John Jay Dining Hall did. But don’t worry, Ferris […]

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Bwoglines: School Begins; We Are Doomed

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

Columbia University health economist says weight gain in pregnancy can predispose you to obesity, opens a whole new realm of “yo mama” jokes. Columbia’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse claims that 27 percent of public high and middle schools are just cesspools of gang activity and drug trafficking. In other news, street cred […]

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Classroom Courtesy: A Primer

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

It’s the first day of school, folks! Savor the crackling sound of creasing book binds and the strong scent of newly sharpened pencils. Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already starting classes. It was only last week you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. After a week- long orientation, get ready to […]

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Call for Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 15 Comments

You know the drill, unless you were born in 1992. On the first day of classes, professors say sweet, funny, strange and wonderful things to try to keep you in their classes, and also because they are sweet, funny, strange and wonderful people sometimes. When your professor says something worth sharing, email tips@bwog.com or write […]

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The Best Of NSOP 2010

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 7 Comments

Today is a hard day. Time for those rosy-colored (or Colt 45-colored glasses, perhaps) to come off. Classes begin tomorrow, and now you can only get drunk two or three nights a week. Let’s remember NSOP 2010: A Whatever Odyssey together. We’ll see you in discussion section, fresh-people. We helped you configure your John Jay […]

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Diana Roof To Be Permanently Opened (Later)

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diana roof
next we should get hammocks
sga does something cool
still have not actually had anything from liz's place
the cool new spot to hang emphasis on cool in winter times
the diana: glass building done right
ye shall not pass jk now we can

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Live at Lerner: Charlyne Yi

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don't be a square
fred armisen and man man damn that's a good combo
knock knock jokes always a pinnacle of wit and humor
psa paper heart is not on netflix bwog has NO IDEA how you'll watch it now
shaving heads singing songs j charlyne livin life
things to ask charlyne: does anyone ever call you charlemagne probs not
what exactly is an evening program who says evening anymore
when does house end it literally goes on forever

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Where Art Thou?

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bring armenian music to life like a horcrux or some shit
cultured v cultural what's the difference
egg and peacock what does that even mean
fight off midterms with cultured things
get cultured with bwog
kcst egg and peacock actually sounds hilarious
midterms destroying you one shred of dignity at a time
vagina monologues aka vagmon amirite

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Bwoglines: Politics, Sort Of Edition

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chicago pizza ain't pizza
dude at least one guaranteed text per day though nothing to scoff at
flirting and defiant growls bwog thought about making this dog themed but like eh whatever
literally our high school intro econ teacher taught us that c'mon
magritte references before 10am aren't you proud of us
politix like politics but cooler

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And the Winner Is…Direct Election

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ccsc
ccsc 2016
daphne chen
direct elections
grand ideals
student council

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New Digs for Dig Inn

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all wood everywhere
average columbia student so netflix and leftover butcaf pastries right
boredom eating the worst thing ever
boringside? we think not
bwog loves puns and food yay our two main interests combined
don't lie we know you'll be thinking of roasted brussels sprouts tonight as you fall asleep
fuck gwyneth paltrow
haha "dig in at dig inn" so punny lol
health food not just for gwyneth paltrow hipsters and sorority girls
healthy milano aka literally your wet dream
so many dig puns (not all good)
so much trend so little space
stop rolling your eyes at "quinoa and roasted butternut squash" maybe it'll actually be good
tasty health food bitch plz
what's the difference between oxymoron and paradox bwog forgets

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Rap Genius: Now Featuring the Core

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#JESUSNEXT
bwog needs a verified account
cool things to do when you leave school
dialogue
interview
rap genius

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Blue and White Meeting Tonight!

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blue and white
bw
da chapel
everyone is welcome
is regards too formal? idk
meeting announcement
please come
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