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The Oracle is a Bust

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 0 Comments

In May of last semester, CULPA came out with the Oracle, an algorithm that hoped to achieve the impossible–to predict the scheduling of Core Curriculum professors. For those wishing to avoid blindly selecting their Core courses, the Oracle stood as a beacon of hope. Unfortunately, when put to its first test this semester, the Oracle’s results […]

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Things You Should Pretend You Already Knew

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 27 Comments

Sometimes, fresh-people, in a seminar, or at a party, someone will reference something that used to exist and doesn’t anymore, and you will have to nod your head or laugh knowingly. Ah yes, Morningside is like, so gentrified, you will say. We asked alumni of The Blue and White and Bwog for places, events, and […]

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The Morningside Almanac: Week of 9/5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 7 Comments

New semester, new root vegetables at the Columbia Greenmarket. On most Wednesdays (except for today, which is Sunday!) Bwog will preview what’s new at the Greenmarket that week, what’s in season, what’s going out of season, any news that might aid your quest for good tomatoes. Today’s Market: Fall produce is arriving early because of […]

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Hey, Guys!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 4 Comments

Bwog will have a relatively slow Labor Day Weekend, back in full force on Tuesday. But there’s only one thing we really want to say today, and here it is. Have a fantastic first night back, ladies and gents. We missed you.

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Residence Hall Etymology

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 15 Comments

The Core, it has been said, is good for cocktail party chatter and not much else. You’ll be able to schmooze with people about Woolfe and iambic pentameter, yadda yadda. This post supplements the rather specific knowledge Columbia bestows on you (hey, no snark alert: we kind of love the Core) with some genuinely useless […]

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It’s Move-In Day

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 10 Comments

We’ll say no more. Find below the Postcard From Morningside from the new issue of The Blue & White, out soon.

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Columbia Beats Harvard! And?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 9 Comments

The quick takeaway from James Piereson’s recent WSJ op-ed (excerpted from a longer piece in The New Criterion), “Where Columbia Beats Harvard”: our Core Curriculum is far superior to Harvard’s set of abstruse distribution requirements. So that’s neat! In fact, add to this upset CU’s recent jump up those knuckleheaded US News rankings, and Columbia […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 6

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 5 Comments

Tomorrow, there will be no more advice. So relish it today. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get out of the Foreign Language requirement! Deans don’t like to enlighten frosh on how it can be done, but The Blue and White cornered one administrator and he spilled the beans. Apparently, to […]

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Penis!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Due to the change in the Navigating Health Services theme, Bwog was briefly under the alarming impression that consent was no longer sexy. To our great relief we confirmed today that consent is, in fact, sexy. Still. And… exhale! Proving that the Health Services team is an upbeat, if maybe not particularly creative bunch, today’s […]

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Health Services Was Helpful Yesterday

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 0 Comments

Upperclassmen, you’ve seen this one before. Peter Sterne, CC’14, writes from the Health Services Skit. NSOP is a strange time when normally impersonal and bureaucratic instruments of the administration try to humorously (and cornily) appeal to incoming, naïve freshmen. Every department does things differently: the Division of Student Affairs gives us Dean Shollenberger, who has […]

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What You Need To Know About Manhattanville

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Class of 2014: among your many distinctive traits (you got 2400’s on your SATs! You got 2380 on your SATs!) you will also be the first Columbia class to see physical proof of our new campus, just a few blocks uptown in Manhattanville. You’ll hear a lot about Manhattanville in the next few weeks and […]

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ROFL: Your Columbia Acronym Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 20 Comments

In CC taking UW in IAB after NSOP and COBOP? NP! Alright freshpeople, we know you’ve just been thrust into a world where 3/4 of the rest of the population seems to speak in just letters. Here’s a quick little guide to campus acronyms and initialisms we’ve put together to help you out: The Schools […]

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Rap Genius: Now Featuring the Core

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#JESUSNEXT
bwog needs a verified account
cool things to do when you leave school
dialogue
interview
rap genius

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Blue and White Meeting Tonight!

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blue and white
bw
da chapel
everyone is welcome
is regards too formal? idk
meeting announcement
please come
SO MANY QUESTIONS

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I’m Not Really Sure Where This Is Going Yet, But

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from the issue
john mcwhorter
so many pot references
the blue and white
uptalk
we do this all of the fucking time in our classes

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Bears Can Eat At Columbia All They Want, Really

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barnard bears
bwog doesn't want to eat an exotic dish every fucking night of the week at hewitt
DSpar should make this shit go away
equality in the dining halls
first years are so naive oh wait this bear is one
fucking NSOP
hewitt is the mom that doesn't let her kids eat the fun sugary cereal
we can't get no satisfaction (or nutrition)

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Very McBain 8, Much Captain Underpants

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doge takes over the world
formal critiques
lame
mcbain
mcbocho
overseen
probably a critique on the NFL and how their players can commit crimes but not be homosexual
sophomore housing sucks so prepare yourselves freshmen
the penthouse
truly a critique on the notion that we all have our paths selected

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Bwoglines: National Pride Edition

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americans very smart
bwoglines
her room is so white
kim jong un
movie rental stores are so 2002
no more snow please
North Korea
where does the bed end and the wall begin we don't know
who likes "Monster in Law" anyway?
why does she not have a pillow

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Elections Get Messy For CCSC 2017

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ccsc
ccsc 2017
ccsc elections 2014
class of 2017
opaque democracies yeah we get it
perversions of democracy
someone's been watching House of Cards and West Wing
uncontested elections
under raps
which raps? by kanye?

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Field Notes: Losing Your V(ing) Card on VDay

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1020 is the hipster fraternity... or is that ADP?
doing coke and taking coats
field notes
notes from the field
pick up that sexy TA
single and not mingling
snapchats are god's way of reminding you how boring you are
thy flask shall never be empty
valentines day 2014

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