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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 6

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 5 Comments

Tomorrow, there will be no more advice. So relish it today. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get out of the Foreign Language requirement! Deans don’t like to enlighten frosh on how it can be done, but The Blue and White cornered one administrator and he spilled the beans. Apparently, to […]

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Penis!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Due to the change in the Navigating Health Services theme, Bwog was briefly under the alarming impression that consent was no longer sexy. To our great relief we confirmed today that consent is, in fact, sexy. Still. And… exhale! Proving that the Health Services team is an upbeat, if maybe not particularly creative bunch, today’s […]

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Health Services Was Helpful Yesterday

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 0 Comments

Upperclassmen, you’ve seen this one before. Peter Sterne, CC’14, writes from the Health Services Skit. NSOP is a strange time when normally impersonal and bureaucratic instruments of the administration try to humorously (and cornily) appeal to incoming, naïve freshmen. Every department does things differently: the Division of Student Affairs gives us Dean Shollenberger, who has […]

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What You Need To Know About Manhattanville

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Class of 2014: among your many distinctive traits (you got 2400’s on your SATs! You got 2380 on your SATs!) you will also be the first Columbia class to see physical proof of our new campus, just a few blocks uptown in Manhattanville. You’ll hear a lot about Manhattanville in the next few weeks and […]

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ROFL: Your Columbia Acronym Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 20 Comments

In CC taking UW in IAB after NSOP and COBOP? NP! Alright freshpeople, we know you’ve just been thrust into a world where 3/4 of the rest of the population seems to speak in just letters. Here’s a quick little guide to campus acronyms and initialisms we’ve put together to help you out: The Schools […]

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Batten Down the Hatches, Take a Nap

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 6 Comments

Hurricane Earl is ready to spew some nasty moderate rain over Manhattan. Barnard Director of Public Safety Dianna Pennetti sent out a rather alarmist email to students this afternoon and here’s the takeaway: There’s a Tropical Storm Watch in effect for Manhattan this evening. So it might rain and be windy like Claremont Ave. in […]

"hurricane" outweighs "not that much rain" in administrative panic-calculus

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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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2014: They Were On A Boat

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 8 Comments

Zoe Camp, BC ’14, was on a boat last night. This year’s New York City Event started off with a heavy dose of déjà vu. 2014ers strolling—or in the case of the many high-heel-clad girls, clopping—onto the flight deck of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum were greeted by a clapping, whooping sea of […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Advice: Drinking Alcohol Edition Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!) Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes. If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A […]

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ID-Ology: Morningside Bar Trading Cards

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 31 Comments

We hear Campo has been a real shitshow (always the fresh-person word of choice to describe anything) the last few nights. Explore your other options, limited as they may be, with bar trading cards, originally posted in last year’s Orientation Blue & White. Have fun post-gaming your Intrepid party! Illustrations by Stephen Davan. Click to […]

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Representative Democracy, We Got That

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 10 Comments

Hey 2014, in the next few weeks you will be introduced to a dizzying array of organizations, acronyms, slang, and food carts. Bwog knows it can be difficult to keep track, so here to ease your bureaucracy-induced agita is Bwog’s CCSC correspondent to untangle the web that is Columbia’s undergraduate student government. F@CU – Funding […]

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New Digs for Dig Inn

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all wood everywhere
average columbia student so netflix and leftover butcaf pastries right
boredom eating the worst thing ever
boringside? we think not
bwog loves puns and food yay our two main interests combined
don't lie we know you'll be thinking of roasted brussels sprouts tonight as you fall asleep
fuck gwyneth paltrow
haha "dig in at dig inn" so punny lol
health food not just for gwyneth paltrow hipsters and sorority girls
healthy milano aka literally your wet dream
so many dig puns (not all good)
so much trend so little space
stop rolling your eyes at "quinoa and roasted butternut squash" maybe it'll actually be good
tasty health food bitch plz
what's the difference between oxymoron and paradox bwog forgets

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Rap Genius: Now Featuring the Core

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#JESUSNEXT
bwog needs a verified account
cool things to do when you leave school
dialogue
interview
rap genius

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Blue and White Meeting Tonight!

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blue and white
bw
da chapel
everyone is welcome
is regards too formal? idk
meeting announcement
please come
SO MANY QUESTIONS

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I’m Not Really Sure Where This Is Going Yet, But

Bwog Staff 7

from the issue
john mcwhorter
so many pot references
the blue and white
uptalk
we do this all of the fucking time in our classes

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Bears Can Eat At Columbia All They Want, Really

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barnard bears
bwog doesn't want to eat an exotic dish every fucking night of the week at hewitt
DSpar should make this shit go away
equality in the dining halls
first years are so naive oh wait this bear is one
fucking NSOP
hewitt is the mom that doesn't let her kids eat the fun sugary cereal
we can't get no satisfaction (or nutrition)

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Very McBain 8, Much Captain Underpants

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doge takes over the world
formal critiques
lame
mcbain
mcbocho
overseen
probably a critique on the NFL and how their players can commit crimes but not be homosexual
sophomore housing sucks so prepare yourselves freshmen
the penthouse
truly a critique on the notion that we all have our paths selected

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Bwoglines: National Pride Edition

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americans very smart
bwoglines
her room is so white
kim jong un
movie rental stores are so 2002
no more snow please
North Korea
where does the bed end and the wall begin we don't know
who likes "Monster in Law" anyway?
why does she not have a pillow

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Elections Get Messy For CCSC 2017

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ccsc
ccsc 2017
ccsc elections 2014
class of 2017
opaque democracies yeah we get it
perversions of democracy
someone's been watching House of Cards and West Wing
uncontested elections
under raps
which raps? by kanye?

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