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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Bwog Video Presents: Escape from Teacher’s College

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bwog video
coming soon to a theater near you
escape from teacher's college
horror
paranormal activity
teacher's college is a portal to your other favorite place
when your life is in peril the best thing to do is order pad thai

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Jazz House Gets the SIC in River

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all the excitement is making me dizzy gillespie
and all that jazz
jazz house
jazz not vajazzling
maybe i should spend my billie holiday there
SIC
special interest communities
visiting this house is worth walking for miles davis

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Bwoglines: Dystopia Edition

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#mayorprobs
answering a wrist phone sounds like an awkward and dangerous endeavor
blame it on the chauffeur
bwog is not ready to wear our phone yet
george orwell couldn't even imagine what was coming
get your shit together arizona
rip trees
the forest lived a good long life

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A Night in the Life: Out of the Bubble Edition

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but seriously where did Ke$ha go
buy me drinks in a not creepy way
hot body what a commodity
ke$ha 4 lyfe
lithum is for tryhards
NYU gay scene = guys sitting on their phones
Whine up whine up ohhya
YOLO = and excusable fuckup

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We Forgot About Our Vaginas

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actual quote: my vagina motherfucker
dark holes
go grab your mirror and look at your vagina
let's talk about our vaginas
so many middle fingers we loved it
they played drunk in love before the show and bwog already loved it 10/10 would see again
v-day
vagina monologues
we feel bey would be proud of this performance

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Culinary Contrarian: The Liver

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coma bueno
damn i'm hungry
food
foyne or fine?
further investigation is always necessary
hunger
liver
margaritas are actually okay with fish but we say it for ze art
pot cookie inspired writing
y contrarian

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Core Scholars Program: Back In Action

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$200 is totally worth rereading Herodotus
Bwog wants to see many interpretive dance submissions
Columbia Core Scholars Program
engineers have been called to action build us a core
The Core spirit is strong in this one
Winning this is winning at the core which is winning Columbia don't you want to win Columbia?

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PrezBo Announces New Task Force On Personalized Medicine

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a little miffed at not being included on the task force tbh
announcements
are we living gattaca yet
is it a pain to get suddenly named to a huge taskforce for these people?
managing diseases woo hoo
personalized medicine
prezbo
the future is here

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