Bwog – Page 1869 of 1987 – Columbia Student News

All Articles

The Oracle is a Bust

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 0 Comments

In May of last semester, CULPA came out with the Oracle, an algorithm that hoped to achieve the impossible–to predict the scheduling of Core Curriculum professors. For those wishing to avoid blindly selecting their Core courses, the Oracle stood as a beacon of hope. Unfortunately, when put to its first test this semester, the Oracle’s results […]

Tags

All Articles

Things You Should Pretend You Already Knew

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 27 Comments

Sometimes, fresh-people, in a seminar, or at a party, someone will reference something that used to exist and doesn’t anymore, and you will have to nod your head or laugh knowingly. Ah yes, Morningside is like, so gentrified, you will say. We asked alumni of The Blue and White and Bwog for places, events, and […]

Tags

All Articles

The Morningside Almanac: Week of 9/5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 7 Comments

New semester, new root vegetables at the Columbia Greenmarket. On most Wednesdays (except for today, which is Sunday!) Bwog will preview what’s new at the Greenmarket that week, what’s in season, what’s going out of season, any news that might aid your quest for good tomatoes. Today’s Market: Fall produce is arriving early because of […]

Tags

All Articles

Hey, Guys!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 4 Comments

Bwog will have a relatively slow Labor Day Weekend, back in full force on Tuesday. But there’s only one thing we really want to say today, and here it is. Have a fantastic first night back, ladies and gents. We missed you.

Tags

All Articles

Residence Hall Etymology

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 15 Comments

The Core, it has been said, is good for cocktail party chatter and not much else. You’ll be able to schmooze with people about Woolfe and iambic pentameter, yadda yadda. This post supplements the rather specific knowledge Columbia bestows on you (hey, no snark alert: we kind of love the Core) with some genuinely useless […]

Tags

All Articles

It’s Move-In Day

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 10 Comments

We’ll say no more. Find below the Postcard From Morningside from the new issue of The Blue & White, out soon.

Tags

All Articles

Columbia Beats Harvard! And?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 9 Comments

The quick takeaway from James Piereson’s recent WSJ op-ed (excerpted from a longer piece in The New Criterion), “Where Columbia Beats Harvard”: our Core Curriculum is far superior to Harvard’s set of abstruse distribution requirements. So that’s neat! In fact, add to this upset CU’s recent jump up those knuckleheaded US News rankings, and Columbia […]

All Articles

Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 6

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 5 Comments

Tomorrow, there will be no more advice. So relish it today. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get out of the Foreign Language requirement! Deans don’t like to enlighten frosh on how it can be done, but The Blue and White cornered one administrator and he spilled the beans. Apparently, to […]

Tags

All Articles

Penis!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Due to the change in the Navigating Health Services theme, Bwog was briefly under the alarming impression that consent was no longer sexy. To our great relief we confirmed today that consent is, in fact, sexy. Still. And… exhale! Proving that the Health Services team is an upbeat, if maybe not particularly creative bunch, today’s […]

Tags

All Articles

Health Services Was Helpful Yesterday

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 0 Comments

Upperclassmen, you’ve seen this one before. Peter Sterne, CC’14, writes from the Health Services Skit. NSOP is a strange time when normally impersonal and bureaucratic instruments of the administration try to humorously (and cornily) appeal to incoming, naïve freshmen. Every department does things differently: the Division of Student Affairs gives us Dean Shollenberger, who has […]

Tags

All Articles

What You Need To Know About Manhattanville

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Class of 2014: among your many distinctive traits (you got 2400’s on your SATs! You got 2380 on your SATs!) you will also be the first Columbia class to see physical proof of our new campus, just a few blocks uptown in Manhattanville. You’ll hear a lot about Manhattanville in the next few weeks and […]

Tags

All Articles

ROFL: Your Columbia Acronym Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 20 Comments

In CC taking UW in IAB after NSOP and COBOP? NP! Alright freshpeople, we know you’ve just been thrust into a world where 3/4 of the rest of the population seems to speak in just letters. Here’s a quick little guide to campus acronyms and initialisms we’ve put together to help you out: The Schools […]

Tags

Prev 1 … 1,867 1,868 1,869 1,870 1,871 … 1,987 Next

All Articles

Red Tape Around Campus And On PrezBo’s Door

Bwog Staff 18

actually there's no february 29 this year
is it leap year?
listen up prezbo
no red tape
overseen
prezbo
sexual assault
spirit of 68
they got alma too!
town halls

All Articles

Overseen: JJ’s Poultry

Bwog Staff 13

don't miss the meal plan that much
JJ's chicken wings
nope nope nope nope
overseen
still going to JJ's when everything else is closed
that is downright disgusting

All Articles

Bwoglines: Organic Edition

Bwog Staff 0

100% Organic Bwog
bell peppers can't be that good for you
cancer's bad mmmmkay
feel good; it's organic
fewer homeless families on the street is a good thing
help homeless children it's important
those decrepit apartments are still better than a double in the McBain shaft
We don't need a new nutrition label to tell us how unhealthy all that cheese is

All Articles

Ménage à Bwog: Where Will You Sex?

Bwog Staff 21

Bwog Housing
housing 2014
May the odds ever be in your favor
now the llc that's where the kinky stuff happens
people expect you to have sex in mcbain honestly
sex in the sgo
you're an animal Roaree it's in your nature

All Articles

CCSC: Hosting Public Forum On Election Changes

Bwog Staff 5

alexandra svokos
alumni affairs
ccsc
ch-ch-ch-changes
daphne chen
editors emeriti
election changes
free food sort of
non-alcoholic beverages
the ccsc dresses in contrasting colors and blue jeans exclusively
they want to hear from YOU! so get on over to the satow room

All Articles

Columbia Professor Mark Becker Has Passed Away

Bwog Staff 11

condolences

All Articles

A Joint Meeting (We Hope the Pun Was Intended)

Bwog Staff 12

a joint meeting
an elephant snorting a fern
columbia university college republicans
cucr
everyone was so blunt
it wasn't all it was cracked up to be
it's a burning issue
no drugs in the brownies
people got blazed
people got burned
SSDP
students for a sensible drug policy

All Articles

SGA: Affirmative Snaps and Silent Applause

Bwog Staff 2

femsex
HAPPY MONDAY
happy thursday
more of the nard
PGPs: more important than you could ever know
PGPs: snow snow and snow
sga
ughhhh fuck your gender binary

Comment Policy

The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:

A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
Hate speech
Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
Personal information about an individual
Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
Spam or self-promotion
Copyright infringement
Libel
COVID-19 misinformation

Connect with us

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Tags

Same Semester, New President!

Popular This Week

Recent Comments

Comment Policy

Menu

Contact

Connect