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Bwoglines: School Begins; We Are Doomed

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

Columbia University health economist says weight gain in pregnancy can predispose you to obesity, opens a whole new realm of “yo mama” jokes. Columbia’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse claims that 27 percent of public high and middle schools are just cesspools of gang activity and drug trafficking. In other news, street cred […]
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Classroom Courtesy: A Primer

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

It’s the first day of school, folks! Savor the crackling sound of creasing book binds and the strong scent of newly sharpened pencils. Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already starting classes. It was only last week you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. After a week- long orientation, get ready to […]
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Call for Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 15 Comments

You know the drill, unless you were born in 1992. On the first day of classes, professors say sweet, funny, strange and wonderful things to try to keep you in their classes, and also because they are sweet, funny, strange and wonderful people sometimes. When your professor says something worth sharing, email tips@bwog.com or write […]
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The Best Of NSOP 2010

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 7 Comments

Today is a hard day. Time for those rosy-colored (or Colt 45-colored glasses, perhaps) to come off. Classes begin tomorrow, and now you can only get drunk two or three nights a week. Let’s remember NSOP 2010: A Whatever Odyssey together. We’ll see you in discussion section, fresh-people. We helped you configure your John Jay […]
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Know Your Wikipedia

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 8 Comments

’14ers out there may have realized that Bwog can be a valuable source of information about Columbia. However, even seasoned Columbians may not know some of this carefully checked, entirely reliable trivial knowledge. Great for parents weekend, when you want to steer away from the topic of grades and significant others. Columbia has its own […]
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Labor Day Round-Up

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 3 Comments

A few points of note from today’s lovely Labor Day. Bwog spent $7 on a bagel and orange juice at Nussbaum this morning, and remembered how our money goes so quickly here. Dinner at Mel’s Burger Bar is 10% off tonight and tomorrow with a Columbia/Barnard ID. We also hear that Hewitt isn’t swiping IDs […]
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The Bwogtionary: A Lexicon

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 12 Comments

Like Shakespeare and Sarah Palin, college students enjoy making up new words. HuffPo (that’s Huffington Post to you students who, er, haven’t read this article yet) recently did a piece on the language college students speak at schools that… aren’t Columbia, apparently. Here is Bwog’s comprehensive A-Z lexicon of all the words and phrases you will […]
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Where Morningside Is Actually a College Town

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 6 Comments

Morningside Heights likes to pretend that it is a college town. In recent years, that has been an increasingly difficult image to maintain: there’s about a bank per block between 110th and 116th Streets, and many independently owned stores have closed in the last few years to make room for big chains like Chipotle and […]
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The Bwog Condom Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 17 Comments

Use condoms. Have a good year! Guide by Stephen Davan. Click to enlarge in a pop-up window. RAs and other Good Samaritans, you can download a PDF version of this map for printing in color or greyscale. Columbia Condoms: Gotta Catch ’em All!
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Your Councils Say Hi

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 10 Comments

Your student council presidents would like to say hello and impart a few words of wisdom. Listen to them! Lara Avsar, SGA President Welcome (back) to Barnard! I hope you had a wonderful summer! Whether this is your first time on campus or the first week of your last year, get ready for a great […]
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The Oracle is a Bust

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 0 Comments

In May of last semester, CULPA came out with the Oracle, an algorithm that hoped to achieve the impossible–to predict the scheduling of Core Curriculum professors. For those wishing to avoid blindly selecting their Core courses, the Oracle stood as a beacon of hope. Unfortunately, when put to its first test this semester, the Oracle’s results […]
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Things You Should Pretend You Already Knew

By Bwog Staff on Sep 05, 2010 27 Comments

Sometimes, fresh-people, in a seminar, or at a party, someone will reference something that used to exist and doesn’t anymore, and you will have to nod your head or laugh knowingly. Ah yes, Morningside is like, so gentrified, you will say. We asked alumni of The Blue and White and Bwog for places, events, and […]
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Found: Black Gloves

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Yee Grabs CCSC Rep Spot

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  • columbia elections board
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  • elections a bit earlier than usual
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Where Art Thou?

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  • cool (free) film stuff dats awesome
  • dido and aeneas wow bwog actually read that part of virgil
  • dido's pretty fucking boss
  • frozen singalong eh we don't know about you but that happens all night erry night
  • how do u pronounce uitti
  • how does two-bowed cello even work
  • lincoln center always
  • where art thou?
  • you mean chapter 8 of gen chem doesn't matter? wutttt
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GSSC: Exciting Discussions On Budgets And By-laws

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  • dippin in tha red
  • gssc juice
  • integrity shmintegrity
  • linkedin drama literally not real life
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Live At Lerner: UCB!

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  • also will arnett guest starred once too (bwog will never fully recover from that breakup)
  • amy poehler lyk omg
  • amy poehler marry me
  • don't be a robot
  • their motto used to be "don't think" how bomb is that
  • ucb ucb ucb
  • what's that you hear? the sound of columbia giving a shit about us
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Housing Reviews 2014: East Campus Townhouse

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  • are you freaking out yet?
  • ec for days
  • housing reviews 2014
  • luckily we really like partying
  • real talk thats a lot of money
  • wien: your best friend
  • you better be a senior bruh
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Locked Out? That’ll Be $5

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  • $20 shit you can get a box of insomnia for that
  • also fyi maintenance has keys
  • ch-ch-ch-changes
  • key assist check yo privilege
  • locked out words gone (yes that's a bombay bicycle club reference)
  • yeah but like are we really using princeton as an example here
  • you can have your key delivered bwog didn't even know that was a thing
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Housing FYI: Today Is The Day

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  • "decide in advance who drops down" sort of like a prenup but without the marriage aspect
  • can we all just agree that everyone hates llc and ra riders like you guys are officially the worst
  • get psyched to get shafted
  • group leader aka all eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus
  • new year new mice to befriend oh god
  • overused but always applicable: may the odds be ever in your favor
  • shaft and shat are very close linguistically speaking

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