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Excerpts From Professor Parkins’ Introduction To Magical Arts 1403 Lecture

By Bwog Staff on Dec 05, 2019 0 Comments

Gerald Parkins, Ph.D. (but really, please, call him Ged) is probably the best Gen. Chem professor out there, only because of his in-class magic tricks. What better way to ensure that your students are sufficiently mind-fucked than by confusing what little sanity they had left with some *spicy* magic demos? Card tricks, sawing TAs in half…what […]

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The McBain Of Madness

By Joan Tate on Dec 05, 2019 0 Comments

Even though housing has long, long been decided, strange happenings are occurring in the McBain shaft. Sophomore Josh Tate, a four-month resident in the shaft, confronts his and dark oppressor just in time for finals.

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Science 101: So What Are You Doing This Summer?

By Mary Clare Greenlees on Dec 05, 2019 2 Comments

Did your relatives ask invasive questions about your future plans this Thanksgiving? Maybe they did or maybe they didn’t, but Mary Clare Greenlees: Bwog’s Deputy Editor, resident Astrophysics major, and stress baker extraordinaire, is going to tell you how to snag that fun summer research internship all the cool kids are talking about. This is… […]

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Bwoglines: Bikes In The City Edition

By Julia Greenblatt on Dec 05, 2019 0 Comments

It’s the last Thursday of classes! Celebrate with Bwoglines!

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Going To The Tree Lighting Ceremony When You’re Single: A Tutorial

By Jess Hu on Dec 04, 2019 0 Comments

Who said that you had to be cuffed to have fun at Tree Lighting? (read: society)

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My Battery-Powered Gloves And I

By Bwog Staff on Dec 04, 2019 0 Comments

The Gloves are a part of me; sometimes, I think they were always there.

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Our First Letter To The Editor: An Anonymous Response to “Yeehaw Columbia”

By Bwog Staff on Dec 04, 2019 12 Comments

While Bwog does not usually publish posts in the op-ed format, we recently received an unsolicited email attaching a Letter to the Editor, in PDF format, that responded passionately to our satirical post, “Yeehaw Columbia.” Inspired by another certain student newspaper, which has garnered attention for its very tactful, thought-provoking, and extremely perceptive op-eds, we decided to try our hand at […]

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Bwog Practices Self Care

By Eliza Staples on Dec 04, 2019 1 Comments

Be good to yourselves.

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Josh Berenzweig, CC ’20, Has Passed Away

By Bwog Staff on Dec 04, 2019 4 Comments

This morning, Columbia students received an email from Dean James Valentini that Columbia College senior Josh Berenzweig has passed away, while on a leave of absence in Brooklyn.

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Decriminalization and Liberation: Panel On Organizing Asian Migrant Sex Workers

By Mia Xing on Dec 04, 2019 0 Comments

Today in NOT breaking news: badass Asian women continue to blow my mind!! Ahhh!

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GSSC Says Goodbye And Happy Holidays!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 04, 2019 0 Comments

GSSC meets one last time for the semester and wishes you well as you move from one successful academic season to the next! Check below for some important dates and events.

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Bwoglines: Smells Like Sailing Spirit Edition

By Skylar Li on Dec 04, 2019 0 Comments

Just because it’s cold doesn’t mean it’s time to become complacent, Bwogthinks…

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Indoor Dining At Columbia Is Back: A Sophomore’s First Time Indoor Dining

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but like this lowkey romanticizes the indoor dining experience
ferris > john jay (not a hot take)
hot take: john jay gets unnecessary hate
indoor dining ye
yeah be kind please and do clean up after yourself

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Happy Birthday, Roar-ee!

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homecoming weekend
of course roar-ee is a libra
roar-ee
Roar-ee's party is gonna be off the chain!
sweet sixteen

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Bwoglines: Vaccines Never End Edition

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bwoglines
do they just give me another one
I think I lost my vaccine card what do I do
mta do better
podcasts4lyfe

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BwogSex: The Porn Stars On Butler Library

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18+
Butler Bros
Bwog-Sex
Nah.
NSFW
Philosophy Porn

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COVID-19 @ Columbia: Week Of Oct 4–Oct 10

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columbia testing on crack this week why is everyone getting tested
covid roundup
covid-19
look at that positivity rate at barnard holy cow

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How To Navigate A Conversation With Someone Whose Name You Have Forgotten

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dont lie. we both know you dont remember that kids name from NSOP
forgot to mention that masks make name remembering harder...
how ya doing guv'nah?
please dont take this seriously
wisdom from bwikihow

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Daydrinking For Dummies: Hoco Edition

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daydrinking
go watch homecoming king by hasan minhaj
hoco
this is my gospel
why does the core not cover daydrinking

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Bwoglines: Excluded Narratives Edition

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bwoglines
cu public safety
i miss david bowie
nypd
yay for continued diversity work

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