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Columbia Frats As The Bachelor Contestant Stereotypes

By Youngweon Lee on Jan 24, 2018 6 Comments

Staff Writer Lucy Danger, who knows nothing about Columbia frats, and Social Media Editor Youngweon Lee, who knows nothing about The Bachelor, teamed up to match frats with contestant stereotypes. Lucy provided the stereotypes and Youngweon arbitrarily assigned frats to said stereotypes. Please don’t take this seriously. This list is completely made up and makes […]

if you think this makes literally zero sense it's because it does really make literally zero sense
lucy was telling me about this show and different people who are on it and genuinely this sounds so toxic what is wrong with yall
we even included pike this time but if for some reason your frat is missing just comment below with the stereotype that you think you are
we tried to make this so appropriate and PC if we get more complaints and/or hate mail about this i'm gonna eject myself from this planet

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A Not-At-All Bitter Review Of My Suitemate’s Singing

By Levi Cohen on Jan 24, 2018 2 Comments

Sometimes, Bwog reviews professional performers showcasing their talent on campus. Other times, Bwog reviews less-than-professional performers holding us metaphorically hostage. This review, by staffer Levi Cohen, falls into the second category. There are two meanings to the phrase “captive audience.” The first is an audience that is caught up in whatever is being performed. The […]

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New Year, New Dean, New Snacks At GSSC Meeting

By Jenny Zhu on Jan 24, 2018 0 Comments

Diverting from her usual Bwog fare of oddly-relatable shitposts, Deputy Editor Jenny Zhu stepped in this week to cover GSSC’s (General Studies Student Council) first meeting of the new semester. This week’s GSSC meeting opened with a feast of fresh fruit offerings, courtesy of the newly-appointed GS Dean, Lisa Rosen-Metsch. Dean Rosen-Metsch, who introduced herself to GSSC […]

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Bwoglines: Timothée Chalamet Edition

By Alex Tang on Jan 24, 2018 0 Comments

Happening in the World: Earlier this month, a woman managed to evade airport security and board a flight from Chicago to London without a boarding pass. This isn’t the first time she’s managed to sneak onto a flight. (The New York Times) Happening in the US: Oscar nominations are out! This year’s nominees for Best […]

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Fire Drill Game: How Many Of These People Can You Spot?

By Thomas Saenz on Jan 23, 2018 0 Comments

We’ve all been there. You’re peacefully sleeping on a Saturday morning when suddenly, the sonic pits of hell are opened as the fire alarm lining your hallway rings off. Hesitant at first, you contemplate staying in bed and waiting it out yet decide to head downstairs just in case. As you come outside, all of […]

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Welcome Back: ESC Talks Elections

By Zoe Sottile on Jan 23, 2018 0 Comments

Last night, Engineering Student Council reconvened for their first meeting of spring semester. Staff writer Zöe Sottile went and learned about various project updates as well as the changing elections process. VP Policy Zoha Qamar VP Qamar announced her new role as ESC representative for the Student Group Adjucation Hearing Panel, a panel with six […]

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Meet The Quark-Gluon Plasma: Water’s Exotic Counterpart

By Angelica Lagasca on Jan 23, 2018 0 Comments

What can hydrodynamics tell us about the beginnings of our universe? In our very first installment of Bwog Science, we sent staff writer Angelica Lagasca to yesterday’s physics colloquium, titled “Unlocking the Secrets of the Fastest Fluid in Nature,” hosted by Dr. Jorge Noronha. As an angsty teenager who has spent many an hour in the […]

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SGA Discusses New Library

By Dassi Karp on Jan 23, 2018 1 Comments

Barnard SGA’s Rep Council re-convened for the semester last night for a meeting that was somewhat informative but also probably a waste of time. This week, SGA was joined by Provost Linda Bell and Jen Green, Dean of Barnard Library and Academic Information Services, to discuss plans for the new Milstein Center library building that […]

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Bwoglines: The Government Is Watching You Again Edition

By Sarah Harty on Jan 23, 2018 1 Comments

Happening Around The World: Yesterday, a volcanic eruption in central Japan killed a soldier and left 14 others injured after the explosion triggered an avalanche of snow. Six members of the military were doing an exercise in the area, and they along with over 100 others were evacuated from the region. (BBC) Happening In The US: The […]

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Field Notes: Pre-Rushing Edition

By Thomas Saenz on Jan 22, 2018 0 Comments

Maybe it’s because of the new semester or all of the fraternities that are hosting rush events, but last weekend was one for the books for Bwog Staffers. From endless hookups to weird encounters at 1020, here are the best moments from our weekends. Bwog and Hooking Up: Got laid, then went to Tom’s with […]

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The 7 Stages of Grief While Hiking Up 7 Floors Of Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Jan 22, 2018 0 Comments

Recently, this unfortunate Bwogger enrolled in a class that meets Mondays and Wednesdays on the seventh floor of Hamilton Hall. After constantly forgoing the 20-minute elevator wait in favor of hiking up all six flights of stairs instead, she realized that the seven floors of Hamilton are perhaps best encapsulated by the seven stages of grief. […]

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Bwog Reviews: Glass + Schubert

By Zack Abrams on Jan 22, 2018 0 Comments

Deputy Editor and live music aficionado Zack Abrams attended the Miller Theatre last Thursday for the show ‘Glass + Schubert,’ a solo recital by pianist Simone Dinnerstein who performed music by Franz Schubert and Philip Glass. After an enjoyable experience at the Miller Theatre last semester, I was once again excited to see Simone Dinnerstein […]

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Bwoglines: Many Things Are Bad Edition

Mary Clare Greenlees 0

bwastro
bwoglines
fuck rio tinto—anti-indigenous garbage—Betsy DeVos—and the Upper West Side
i added a space fact in there because i couldn't find a good space headline
to all non-bwoggers/non-wp users—wp does not allow you to use commas in tags tragically

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It’s Time We Address The Myths About Columbia University

Victoria Borlando 8

lerner looks like one of those iPhone 7s that got bent after someone sat on them
ok but when do i write a post and NOT talk about Vampire Weekend
write an anonymous confession about how cute i am! do it! you want to do it so badly!

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Items In Your Room You Wouldn’t Want Your Professors To See On Zoom

Lia Jung 0

please appreciate my framed portrait of Carl Jung
what zoom backgrounds are actually for
yes this is my impeccably clean room for I am the perfect student and human being

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Bwoglines: Dining Edition

Charlotte Slovin 0

bwoglines
COVID-19 response
get tested!

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Barnard Horoscopes 2020

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if we fall in love i WILL read your horoscope everyday
im a sagittarius sun and i approve this message
learning my moon sign completely changed me
what can i say? i like these okay
yes another zodiac sign post

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How To Mess Up Your Research From Home When You Can’t Mess It Up In Person

Sarah Braner 0

i miss the rush of spending all day making rna then accidentally pouring it down the sink
i must create chaos
incubator smell is the WORST
the struggle is real guys
this is mostly a work of fiction i have not deliberately tried to inconvenience my advisor... yet
though that may change depending on how microbio goes
wear gloves while fucking up your experiment in person though best to mess that up and not your actual body
you should be cleaning your incubators btw they should not get that nasty

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How (Not) To Recruit For Your Club

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#anyone else want to send a carrier pigeon at dusk by the light of a lantern to a far away secret lesbian lover
#but actually rush bwog
#bwoggitywoggity
#shoutout to the clubs that i get emails for but never go to

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Bwoglines: Wildfires Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

bwog to the top
have a soft story during a hard time
long live the queen of thorns
please stay safe everyone

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