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10 Years Later: Does Columbia Prefer Cheese Or Oral Sex?

By Ross Chapman on Dec 22, 2016 4 Comments

Bwog has been around for ten years, and no content has quite defined us like our Senior Wisdoms. We’ve seen some very good (and very bad) advice, but the posts are about more than just actual wisdom. Anyone who’s thought about writing a Senior Wisdom has inevitably had to contemplate – would I rather give […]

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In Defense Of: M2M

By Finn Klauber on Dec 22, 2016 5 Comments

As many of us are aware, M2M recently pulled its health rating up from a C to a B. So, does that make it worth visiting? Or have its cheap Asian snack foods and underutilized seating area held allure all along? Internal editor Finn Klauber defends this hidden gem. Look, I get it. M2M is […]

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Sophomoric Thoughts

By Lila Etter on Dec 22, 2016 1 Comments

When the newness is gone, does the malaise set in? Halfway through and taking a break before Round Two, Bwog babe Lila Etter decided to prepare for the second half of her sophomore year by reflecting on the first. It was a little over four years ago when I first learned the full definition of the word […]

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Bwog In Bed: The End

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2016 0 Comments

Bwogline: Despite bipartisan support for the issue, the North Carolina legislature failed to repeal the controversial House Bill No. 2, which limited bathroom access and other human rights for LGBTQ people. (New York Times) Study Tip: If you still have finals, you’re probably in cram mode. Give yourself a little break before your last test (or before you […]

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A Night In The Life: Ann Thornton

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Dec 21, 2016 4 Comments

It’s been eight days since the Marching Band announced that they had been banned from playing Orgo Night in Butler 209 this semester – an edict that originated in the devious mind of Vice Provost and Head Librarian Ann Thornton. Senior Staffer (and Band member) Betsy Ladyzhets tried to get into that very mind by imagining […]

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Tinder Archetypes: Sorority Girl

By Leo Bevilacqua on Dec 21, 2016 0 Comments

Today, we have a female Tinder Archetype for you! Bwogger Leo Bevilacqua writes about the charming, although almost unbearably loquacious, classic sorority girl that you might find on your screen. The sorority girl’s first photo will be a selfie with either the Snapchat flower crown or dog filter (the first in an array of over-edited pictures). Count […]

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Ten Items That Will Prevent Your Seat From Getting Snatched In Ref

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2016 0 Comments

Typically, finding a a seat in The Reference Room (also known by its street name “Ref”), can be as challenging as surviving Columbia’s demanding curriculum. However, during finals it’s impossible to secure a seat if you don’t head to Butler before 8 am. I’ve learned a few things after spending more time here than in my actual living quarters, and […]

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Senior Wisdom: Hannah Vaitsblit

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2016 4 Comments

Name, School, Major, Hometown: Hannah (guttural “H”) Vaitsblit, Barnard College, Political Science (soon to be renamed “pseudoscience” for its less-than-stellar predictive capacity), Brookline, MA Claim to fame: As of last week: co-sponsored a dissident revolt against the proposed Orwellian purge of Overheard @ Barnard, after consistently firing shots against the group’s fascist enforcement of identity politics […]

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Bwog In Bed: Butler Party Of One

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2016 0 Comments

Bwogline: Certified final results for the 2016 presidential election are in. Hillary Clinton won 2,864,974 more votes than Donald Trump, meaning that she now has by far the largest ever margin of victory in the popular vote for a candidate who did not win the election. This news continues doubts surrounding the efficacy and purpose of […]

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When Our Ceilings Can’t Even Do It Anymore

By Rebecca Novik on Dec 20, 2016 0 Comments

Setting: 110 Protagonist: a girl with an unnervingly serene disposition Era: finals The warning signs were there. She had seen yellow streaks on the wall and drips from the ceiling and thought mucus? acid? an externalized flu? And then she shrugged and went to bed. What appeared to be a Simpson murder was reported the next […]

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Which Columbia Tradition Are You?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2016 1 Comments

Find out which of the few and precious Columbia traditions you identify with!

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If Columbia Were A Starter Pack

By Ross Chapman on Dec 20, 2016 3 Comments

Has your friend made you a starter pack yet? Nah? Ok, sucks for you, but we made one that applies to the whole university. Here is is! Enjoy. Starter packs look bad. However much effort you might put into finding the perfect objects is almost certainly more than what you put into arranging them on […]

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Confession: I Destroyed The NYU Class Of 2023 GroupMe Chat

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confession
dank memes
is there anything worse than groupme
lol NYU
my name jeff
NYU class of 2023
shitposting
shredded cheese

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Treadmill Desks: Why Sit Down At A Desk And Work When You Can Run?

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butler has nothing on these
honestly the best library
I can work a treadmill
I know how to press the start button
I swear I can work a treadmill
teachers college
too cool for school

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Top Smoothies To Try At Diana

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Bwog's top picks
Cole Sprouse
Danimals
dessert
diana
dinner
Dylan Sprouse
kale
late-night
smoothies
tropical
what is keto

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PeopleHop: Celebrating The Twentieth Anniversary of Nancy Workman Teaching LitHum

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alcibiades
jk thats hubristic
lithum is awesome!!
nancy workman
nancy workman is a legend
peoplehop
s/o to the friends i made in lithum class <3
tenth muse?
the core

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Bwoglines: 40 To 60 Feral Turkeys Edition

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bwoglines
did anyone know that turkeys can fly
fish guts
gotta run bwog on friday
i love it when you call me big bwoppa
poppin bwottles
thanksgiving but the turkeys hunt us
thanksgiving season
we in the yard

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Unknown Individual Has Passed Away At 25 Claremont

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breaking
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1619 Comes To Columbia As Panel Reflects On Slavery’s Legacy

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another cjs event under my belt
cjs adopt me already challenge
eventhop
let me know when you're ready to have the school segregation conversation
read 1619
read the writing of all three of these individuals whenever you can
sorry you're not getting a big thinkpiece i wrote one last week

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Help! I Published A Bad Take On The Internet And Now Everyone Hates Me

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imo all op eds are Bad
no op eds on bwog dot com babey
this is not about anyone or anything
who edits these op eds
why are you booing me? i'm right

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