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New York City Bagel Pretension: A Metaphysical Conundrum

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Jan 23, 2017 1 Comments

Have you ever thought about the metaphysical implications of believing New York City bagels are the best bagels on earth? Managing Editor Betsy Ladyzhets has, and her findings are more concerning than they are comforting. A couple of weeks ago, I got into a discussion on Twitter about New York City bagels. One of my friends […]

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Announcement: Final Exams Schedule Released!

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2017 1 Comments

Hip hip hooray! While browsing SSOL on a Sunday afternoon, realizing that we’re all f@$!ed because we’ll never get off any of these f%#!ing waitlists, Bwog discovered a little gem. Behold: the final exam schedule. Looks like the registrar finally decided to do their job this semester! It’s only the second week of classes and […]

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JJ’s Crisis!

By Sarah Kinney on Jan 23, 2017 0 Comments

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING! JJ’S IS DEAD! Well, for now. This morning, the Columbia Dining Facebook page posted a sad sad photo of a sad sad tomato telling us that JJ’s Place is temporarily closed. While Dining never said anything official about the reason behind this horrible disaster, rUm0rS are that the drains in the ground […]

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Bwoglines: Alternative Facts Edition

By Sarah Kinney on Jan 23, 2017 0 Comments

Happy first Monday of the semester, Columbia! It’s time to rise and shine! As I’m sure you all know by know, Bwog has revamped our Bwoglines. They’re, like, super freaking cool now. Check ’em out. Happening in the World: Building off of yesterday’s Bwoglines… According to White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, President Trump’s inauguration […]

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The Making Of A Prank

By Bwog Staff on Jan 23, 2017 3 Comments

A few days ago, we received a lengthy tip from a “Randall Owen” allegedly detailing the planning and culmination of a large scale prank on an ignorant EC suite. One of the members of the suite, after his roommate graduated this past semester, conspired with his RA and his impending roommate to create “Randall” under the pretense that […]

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#RushBwog Meeting Tonight

By Timmy Wu on Jan 22, 2017 0 Comments

Do you aspire to be a journalist, reporting on news that resonates with the lives of thousands, quenching the unquenchable thirst of knowledge of the lusty students dwelling in Morningside Heights? Do you wish to become a writer, pouring your heart out and digging into your deepest thoughts, just to have an anonymous Bwog commenter […]

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Abysmal Shooting Dooms Men’s Basketball Versus Cornell

By Ross Chapman on Jan 22, 2017 0 Comments

Sports Editor and enthusiast, Ross Chapman, shared his insights on men’s basketball game last night. Things may not turned out the way he wished they would be. In sports jargon, the “goat” of the game is the player who loses the game for their team, usually at the last minute. This is usually an unfair […]

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Bucket List: Politics and Georgian Folk Music

By Lexie Lehmann on Jan 22, 2017 0 Comments

Bucket List represents the intellectual privilege we enjoy as Columbia students. We do our very best to bring to your attention important guest lecturers and special events on campus. Our recommendations for this week are below, and the full list is after the jump. If you notice any events that have been left off the […]

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Bwoglines: For Better Or For Worse Edition

By Timmy Wu on Jan 22, 2017 0 Comments

Hello dear readers! This semester, Bwog is redesigning Bwoglines, in order to make this feature more relevant to the Columbia student experience. We hope you’ll enjoy our new format! Happening in the nation: Surprisingly, Donald Trump spent his first presidential day accusing journalists of being “the most dishonest human beings on Earth” as he insists […]

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Field Notes: Inauguration Night Edition

By Bwog Staff on Jan 21, 2017 0 Comments

The bitter 2016 election and transition season ended on Friday with the inauguration of Donald J. Trump, marking the start of a new presidential administration. While it may soon be time to start looking ahead to the next four years, and to find ways in which to heal America’s divisions, Columbia students used last night to express […]

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Library Reviews: Geology Library

By Finn Klauber on Jan 21, 2017 0 Comments

Continuing with our series on underutilized but fully available Columbia libraries, Bwog next spotlights a library tucked away in Schermerhorn—the Geology Library. Though often eclipsed by the artsy and sophisticated Avery Library, the Geology Library proffers a legitimate substitution to the soul sucking lower bowels of Butler and the superficiality of Avery. Location: 601 Schermerhorn. Accessible library. Hours: Monday-Thursday, 9 […]

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Which MoHi Liquor Store Are You?

By Youngweon Lee on Jan 21, 2017 0 Comments

Which liquor store near Columbia do you really identify with? Here is a little quiz for you to find out which MoHi liquor store you are!

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Vintage Hairstyles As Columbia Stereotypes

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columbia stereotypes
comment which one you think you are
glory days of hair
I have tried so many of these
let's be honest I was inspired by columbia buy sell memes for so many of these stereotypes
send to your friends and tell them which one you think they are
stop bwop and roll
vintage hair is so hard to accomplish

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Bwoglines: Indictment Edition

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andrew cuomo
birds
bwoglines
gauguin
i can’t resist elon musk news
i love it when you call me big bwoppa
maybe birds don't work for the bourgeoisie
poppin bwottles
tesla
the cybertruck

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Club Hop: Esperanto Society

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been around the world don't speak the language
clubhop
esperanto
i get so excited about languages
jason derulo could benefit from learning esperanto

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Laundry Rooms As Campus Bodies of Water

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bwog for all your news needs
choose your fighter
this is something we all needed to know
warm and clean vs. burning and dirty
would these bodies of water agree?

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Top 10 Tips For Making A Thanksgiving Dinner

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bwop it like it's hot
bwopitlockitpolkadotit
can you believe Caroline doesn't put anything inside her turkey
cooking with bwog
email us if you have a good cranberry sauce recipe please
one time I made an entire Christmas meal all by my lonesome so yes you can make one side dish
thanksgiving
this reminds me of the friends episode where they got stuck in the turkey

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Barnard First-Years Unable To Register For Experience Courses

Nicki Camberg 1

barnard
breaking news
first year experience
registration

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Shoutout To The Person Who Exposed Us As A Propaganda Machine On Columbia Confessions

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Baudrillardian--gestalt
columbia confessions
I would like to see a duel between PrezBo's weather machine and Bwog (the mind control machine)
stoner-turned-anti-marijuana-crusaders get our voice
the racoons tell us what to write

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You Might Think It’s Fucking Cold But Imagine Being From California

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but don't worry i shall soldier on for as icon cardi b said "a hoe never gets cold"
don't mock me i'm aware how pathetic this is
hell is walking into a lecture hall from the freezing cold but the heater is on so high you need to disrobe all layers immediately
i like fake sweater weather where i can wear like jeans and a denim jacket not this parka or death environment
i would wear gloves for my lil fingers but i am a screenager who needs to use her phone
the disparity in temperatures between outside and inside is horrible and i hate it
weather

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