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Primal Scream At Midnight!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2016 4 Comments

For you who suffer in the deep bowels of Butler, the nooks and the crannies on campus, slouching your back, straining your neck over your books or computer screen, you who epitomize the tragic hero… tonight is your opportunity to let out your stress, to sound out the banes of your existence, to regurgitate your […]

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It’s Fucking Warm

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2016 0 Comments

On Friday night, it snowed. We know it snowed – we nearly tripped and fell on our way home from EC. We’re pretty sure we didn’t imagine that, and we’re also pretty sure we didn’t imagine how little we wanted to get out of bed the next morning. But despite the freezing temperatures of earlier […]

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Last Bwog Meeting Tonight!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2016 0 Comments

Even the most lavish banquet has to come to an end. Today at 7 p.m. Lerner 505, we will be having our last Bwog meeting of the semester. If you feel like Bwog has made your semester better with other people’s juicy news or downright shittier with your juicy news, and that, after 12 hours […]

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Senior Wisdom: Daniella Greenbaum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2016 9 Comments

We’re back with another senior wisdom – this time, from everyone’s favorite Spec op-ed writer, Daniella Greenbaum. Find out where she’s been, where she’s going, and what advice she has. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Daniella Greenbaum, AKA “DG”, Barnard, English Lit, hometown, if you can call it that, is Manhattan Claim to fame: Former Aryeh President. Spec […]

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Bwog In Bed: Singing In The Shower Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2016 0 Comments

Bwogline: What are you doing while reading Bwog? Researchers found out that multitasking “produces shallower thinking, reduces creativity, increases errors and lowers our ability to block irrelevant information.” (BBC) Study Tip: Turn off your phone, leave the Columbia buy/sell memes Facebook group. You have just doubled your study time. Music: There is nothing more exciting […]

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Tinder Archetype: International Student Seeking Connections

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2016 4 Comments

Following our new series of tinder archetypes, we bring you…International Student Seeking Connections! The author would like to remain anonymous because, well, you never know who might be reading… You match immediately, because he already swiped right. Poor dude, he’s lonely. Tinder gives him hope. (These pitying thoughts come later–in the moment, you’re psyched because […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jacqueline Basulto

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2016 3 Comments

We’re continuing our series of fall Senior Wisdoms with Jacqueline Basulto, well-known for her work with Alpha Chi Omega and on the NSOP committee. Her advice ranges from getting involved to making friends outside the Columbia bubble. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Jacqueline Basulto, Columbia College, Political Science, Staten Island, NY Claim to fame: 2016 Alpha […]

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How To Hold A Dying Star

By Ross Chapman on Dec 17, 2016 0 Comments

NASA’s Kimberly Arkand headlined this semester’s last event in the Astronomy Department’s Public Outreach series. In her lecture, she tackled the question of how we visualize something as humongous and invisible as a supernova. In Pupin 301, Arkand began her speech by telling us a bit about herself. While she started out interested in biology, she […]

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Diana Center Café – A Horror Story

By Timmy Wu on Dec 17, 2016 0 Comments

Junior Bwog Staffer Timmy Wu couldn’t tell Bwog the difference between Hewitt and Diana, so we knew we had to change that. Timmy’s mission was simple: to eat dinner at the Diana Cafe. It quickly escalated into a horror story. They say that your first semester at Columbia will be a very steep, exponential learning curve. Indeed, […]

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Bwog in Bed: How Bill de Blasio Almost Killed Christmas

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2016 2 Comments

Bwogline: A deer by the name of Jackie Robinson was on death row after the office of Mayor Bill de Blasio captured the deer that was roaming the streets of Harlem. He was about to be euthanised when Governor Andrew M. Cuomo stopped the euthanization, demanding that the deer be released. Although the laws are […]

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Orgo Night: Protest Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2016 1 Comments

Last night was Orgo Night, which occurs every year as the Columbia University Marching Band performs a satirical skit the night before the Organic Chemistry final to ruin the curve (despite the fact that the Orgo final is never actually the following day). This year, CUMB was hit with its own curveball when, a week […]

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Senior Wisdom: Adam Chelminski

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2016 2 Comments

We begin our first round of wisdom from the old ones with Adam Chelminski, who was Head Manager of CUMB last year and member of the CUMB “Bored” for three years (a man of power!). Here’s his advice on comfort zones, relaxing, and cheese. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Adam Chelminski, SEAS, Computer Science, Smithfield, RI Claim to […]

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Spreading Cheer With CCSC

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accessibility
cheerwithoutthecupcakes
democracy
diversity
hohoho
holiday cheer
politics
studentgovernment

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Christmas Cheer On A Budget

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cheer
christmas
elf
it is true
oh well
they smell good
this is so cheesey
this is the most fun i've had all semester

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Senior Wisdom Nominations Are Due At 11:59 PM Tonight

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oral sex or cheese
senior wisdom
teach the children
tell us your wisdom

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Dining Halls As The Five Types Of Socks I Own

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dining halls
let me slip into something a little bit more ... sock
mmm socks
shit as shit
socks
things as things

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Bwoglines: Last Bwoglines Of The Year Edition

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5 minute naps turning into hr naps
bwog fights sadness
last panda pic!
michael buble ruined spiderman
this panda is soooo cute

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Down The Rabbit Hole: Alice In Wonderland

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alice in wonderland was a crucial part of my childhood
arts review
love a new adaptation
theatre review

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A Love Poem for the Wien Basement Bathroom

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bwog does poetry
I love orange juice
single bathrooms are sent from heaven
why does my juice addiction pain me so?

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Open Meeting Announcement: The Red Wheelbarrow

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I love william carlos williams with a burning passion
maybe the real red wheelbarrow was the friends we made along the way
MMMbwop
open meeting announcement
scratch that it's really a stretch
this one is kinda a stretch

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