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Seriously Just Fill Out Your Course Evaluations Already

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Sure, when you didn’t fill out your course evals earlier tonight, we thought you were at 1020 and just couldn’t do it. Even at 3 AM, we thought, hey, maybe they’re still out trying to have a fun night, who are we to remind them about something so extraneous but simple. But it’s 5 AM […]

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You Still Haven’t Completed Your Course Evaluations

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey, you haven’t done your course evaluations yet. We reminded you about three hours ago, but you must not have seen it…right? You didn’t see that reminder, did you? Yeah, of course—what are we saying! You’re still at 1020, enjoying a second night off during Reading Week. That’s why we just want to remind you again […]

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Remember To Fill Out Your Course Evals

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey guys, we know that finals are among us and if you’re not passed out, in a booth at 1020, trying to study, or doing some mixture of the three, you should fill out your course evaluations. While the evals will appear “anonymous” to your professors, they can still read what you write. So don’t go […]

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Senior Wisdom: Marc Heinrich

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 11 Comments

USenator, Loyal Friend, and feckless comment-reader Marc Heinrich wants to endow you procrastinators with some wisdom. He talks work-life balance, leadership, and asbestos, among other topics. Check out our other wisdoms for more ruminations. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Marc Heinrich, Columbia College, Political Science & History, New York, NY Claim to fame: University Senator, AEPi […]

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Shit Our Notes Say During Reading Week

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 1 Comments

It’s Reading Week, you’re looking through your notes, and you realize much of what you scribbled down is illegible, strange, or undecipherable. Even more of it is just amusing. Below are some of your classmates’ notes, which are by turns sad, excited, mean, and strangely enough, helpful. Life Mottos “Mitochondria Are the Powerhouse of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: Eva Kalikoff

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 16 Comments

Still scribbling out her thesis, Barnard senior and “self-hating Jew” Eva Kalikoff took a few minutes to share some thoughts about activism, sushi, and Senior Scramble. Let her wisdom blow you away, and peruse our library of knowledge at your leisure. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Eva Kalikoff, Barnard College, Comparative Literature, Hastings-on-Hudson, NY Claim to fame: I […]

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A Final Live At Lerner, Featuring Alpenglow

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 0 Comments

Live At Lerner presents Final Sounds: Alpenglow today from 1 to 2 pm in the Lerner Piano Lounge. If you haven’t been keeping up, Live At Lerner is a live performance series that has featured both established and up-and-coming artists all year, mostly in the Piano Lounge, but occasionally outdoors; they’ve had a pretty good […]

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Bwog In Bed: Death Of A Meme Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 1 Comments

It’s Day 2 of Reading Week! We know you probably don’t believe in yourself but that’s okay, because we have enough faith in you to power Butler for an entire week. Get out of bed, go to that study group, write 6 pages of your paper, and smash that mf final! Alternatively, listen to mopey […]

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Senior Wisdom: Hannah Cohen

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2016 4 Comments

In our next Senior Wisdom, Hannah Cohen discusses being named after a Hebrew alcoholic and why becoming dependent on substances is not a great thing. Plus some stuff about finding yourself, true self knowledge, and just plain out connecting with other members of the Columbia community. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Hannah Jane Cohen, CC, Earth […]

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Orgo Night Posters Are Back (And They’re Better)

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2016 4 Comments

While Butler reeks of stress and procrastination (and also genuine butt), CUMB has perfumed our moods with some comedic relief by releasing some of the second round of Orgo Night posters. There is a notable absence of highly offensive jokes–are CUMB and controversy on a hiatus? Regardless, we’re sure they’ll be back together this Thursday at 11:59 […]

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Get Shit Done (An Instrumental Study Playlist)

By Betsy Ladyzhets on May 03, 2016 0 Comments

As today is the first day of Reading Week (or Reading Three Days), and likely the first day you realized you seriously needed to get your act together and start studying. To help you on this seemingly futile quest, Bwogger Betsy Ladyzhets has put together a playlist of instrumental music that’s at once motivational and […]

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Senior Wisdom: Freida Steiner

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2016 1 Comments

The sage soliciting of Senior Wisdoms continues as Freida Steiner, who we can (sarcastically) say salivates over an inferior and less savory Diana pizza, shares a sample of her seeds of sagacity. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Freida Steiner // Barnard // Sociology // Ann Arbor, MI (Go Blue!) Claim to fame: You ran into me in the Diana/Liz’s Place at […]

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Yell Into The 1 Train

Bwog Staff 2

1 train
dont yell too loudly or you will scare the rats and roaches
fuck the mta!
no one truly knows if the 1 train is going to stop at 116th
stand clear of the closing doors please
yell into the void

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Bwoglines: Hurricane Dorian and E-Ciagarette Ban Edition

Eva Sher 0

bwoglines
cant have ice cream
donate to hurricane dorian relief efforts if you can
hurricanes are scary
lactose intolerant squad
late night serenades

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To The Roaches In My Dorm: Fucking Stop

Jordan Merrill 11

911 theres roaches
happy 2nd day of classes
I need to go to bed
I need to wake up
I won't actually crush them with my boots im scared to get that close ill make my roommate do it
wake up and smell the roach pheromones

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Dear Email Spammers, Bwog Is Not Interested In A Collaboration Or Guest Post

Bwog Staff 4

bwop tart
had a LI iced tea in 1020 at fully 6 pm last night so i think im really on a high here
im so physically exhausted but honestly these spam emails brighten my day
like this isn't even people speak .... the sheer absurdity of these emails
so much to do so little time today!

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Where Is Claremont’s Bike Storage?

Youngweon Lee 0

#bikenyc
i just think people who bike around the city look really cool
it's me trying to be fit this semester and housing vetoing it
my housing woes literally never stop
should have just made a citibike account

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Bwoglines: Oh, Snap (Elections)! Edition

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

bwoglines
bwop to the top
if you don't know what the hugo is trust me it's a big deal
read for fun during college it really helps
uk: someone break this stalemate my economy is dying
what snack is the best networking fuel

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Field Notes: Sayonara, Summer Edition

Jenny Zhu 1

bwop tart
field notes
i think this is second field notes i've written ever during my entire time on Bwog
should i pen a book of limericks
the headings rhyme
Uber is sometimes the Devil's work - so convenient yet so evil!!!!!!

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I Love Russian Doll

Youngweon Lee 3

did yall miss me
i miss paris
painting my nails for the first day of school
tomorrow is my last first day of school
who wants to go to lucy's w me next weekend

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