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An Open Letter To The Mel’s Bouncer

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2016 14 Comments

Have you had your fake ID, or your dignity, or both, damaged by the Mel’s bouncer? 100% of you should’ve answered “yes.” One brave Bwogger has a response. Dear asshole, I never thought I would have to write a letter like this after high school. I thought my days of dolling up for a man’s […]

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CC Announces Class Of 2016 Valedictorian And Salutatorian

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2016 2 Comments

Congratulations to Felix Qiaochu Jin and Zoey Poll for being named Valedictorian and Salutatorian for the class of 2016. Jin, a biochemistry and physics major from Rochester, N.Y., and Poll, an urban studies major from Los Angeles, have been awarded the highest academic honor by the university. Both have been committed scholars and have been […]

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Live At Lerner (On The Sundial): The Morningsiders And Ripe

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2016 0 Comments

The weather’s been lovely lately, perfect for lawn lounging, Low Beach protests, and, tonight at 6 pm, Live At Lerner’s first spring concert, “Sounds Outdoors” on the sundial, featuring The Morningsiders and Ripe. We’re cozy with The Morningsiders, a campus band that graduated in 2014 and still uses Columbia’s neighborhood as its name. (They actually […]

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Absurdly Funny: Bwog Reviews CUPlayers’ Jumpers

By Gabrielle Kloppers on Apr 15, 2016 1 Comments

Last night, Bwog writer Gabrielle Kloppers was honored to attend the opening night of Jumpers, a play satirizing academic philosophy by likening it to badly performed gymnastics. The play was written by renowned playwright Tom Stoppard, who also wrote Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, a Bwog favorite. Although it may concern unskilled competitive gymnasts, the […]

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DivestGate: An Update On The CDCJ Occupation Of Low Library

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2016 7 Comments

If you go to Low Steps right now you might see people in suits walk up to the entrance of the building, then turn around growling in frustration when they realize that protesters have caused the building to be locked down. This lockdown is part of CDCJ’s protest in support of fossil fuel divestment, which […]

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Prospie Guide To Days On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2016 9 Comments

What’s better than writing about how much you love Columbia for your admissions essay? Actually being at Columbia, and living that love. It’s Days on Campus (again) this weekend, and Bwog has all the tips and tricks for both the already committed and the still-deciding prospies alike. (And if this guide doesn’t convince the latter, […]

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Bwoglines: Art Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 15, 2016 0 Comments

Justin Bieber is making new art now, that is, he colored a scantily glad anime figure and posted a pic on Instagram. We wish we had that much concentration tbh. (Yahoo! Celebrity News) Microsoft sued the Justice Department over its excessive secrecy orders (i.e. when the government reads people’s emails and Microsoft can’t do anything). […]

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When An Aspiring Journalist Joins Bwog

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2016 7 Comments

Ever wonder what happens when someone actually interested in pursuing a future in journalism joins Bwog? Pseudo-srat stars Rachel Deal and Asya Sagnak take on the important task of proving to the world that Bwog is a legitimate publication. Thanks for the inspiration, Theta! It was a Sunday evening on the Columbia University campus, and a group […]

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Dark Nights of the Housing Soul

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2016 0 Comments

We normally reserve Dark Nights of the Soul for finals, which bring out the worst in all of us. But housing brings its own special flavor of nihilism and loathing to the (check-in) table. Straight from our seven days of LiveBwogging, we bring you the darkest highlights (lowlights?) of the housing season. Stress eating: Day […]

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Getting To Know “The Muslim Protagonist”

By Nikki Shaner-Bradford on Apr 14, 2016 0 Comments

With The Muslim Protagonist (an annual symposium by the Muslim Students Association in which panelists will discuss issues of race, religion, gender identity, and the way literature can affect societal change) coming up this weekend, Bwog Staff Writer Nikki Shaner-Bradford reached out to speak with two of the organizers, Sania Khalid and Fatima Kholi, both BC ’17, to […]

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Intergalactic Attitudes And Alternate Realities

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2016 0 Comments

We at Bwog are pretty sure the future is now. We want to be prepared for the apocalypse, so we need to keep up on the latest technology! Fortunately, Romane Thomas and Jennifer Nugent have done just that by checking out the Oculus Rift presentation. Captain Kirk. Han Solo. Now, Captain Jennifer Brown and Admiral William […]

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Bwoglines: Dystopia Is Now Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 14, 2016 0 Comments

The Bernie rally in Washington Square Park was as lit as we all knew it would be! Unfortunately, Bwog was too lazy to go all the way down to the park just to smoke a jay with Bernie… (CNN) Scientists found a 1,500-year-old mummy wearing shoes that resemble Adidas sneakers. Normcore is #forever. (IFL Science) […]

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Senior Wisdom: Will Connell

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Catholic retreat.........
he's rOAreE???? didn't you HEAR???????
i thought they had built the atomic bomb in schermerhorn but maybe that's just because it's such a f*cking cursed space
i will take the 10:10 AND the 8:40 you don't know my story!!!!
senior wisdom 2019
the man behind the mask...but no tail
three-in-one shower gel

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Senior Wisdom: Lila Etter

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"practical" and "impractical" majors don't exist because every major is bad and that's my hot take
brie =! babybel
do you really need to go to bacchanal more than once?
once a bwogger always a bwogger
senior wisdom
sometimes stereotypical barnard advice is...correct
sw
you really should build each other up because if you don't have that support what do you have?

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Senior Wisdom: Grant Der Manouel

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1*20 legend
always had my back
as bwog's events editor i'm contractually obligated to endorse "going to shit"
columbia doesnt deserve grant
diversity initiative- central valley representation
ejected during glow stick party is one level up from "getting cava'd at a carman nsop party"
follow the golden rule you heathens
gin & tonic who is this
grant i love you so much
iconic
living in alcohol-induced fear is basically my life motto wow
nsop 2016 sounds wild dang
NSOP king!!!!
omw! to carmel
putting fresno on the map
senior wisdom
skinny
such a gem
the kindest soul on this campus
TNARG!!!!!!

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QUIZ: How Fucked Are You?

Isabel Sepúlveda 2

bwop to the top
finals week
i'm literally dailying to procrastinate my finals so i'm a goddamn hypocrite
is this perpetuating stress culture we're unsure at this point
quiz
you've got this kids you're so close

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Senior Wisdom: Mallak Al-Husban

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people who love makeup are angels
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the best advice is to not take anything seriously LMFAOOO
the long ass line at absolute bagels... is it worth it @bagel enthusiasts
wOaH MaLiA wEnT tO BaRnArD?!

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Bwog In Bed: Drink Green Tea From Your Bed Edition

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bwog in bed
I'm hungry
ive got a 10 page paper to write that i havent started at all yet
the overheard sent me
this song is so good

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Senior Scramble But Sophomore Scramble But It’s Just Me

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does anyone want to give me money
does she even write for bwog
i'm drunk
it is late
late night bwog
lnb
me seeking a sugar daddy
senior scramble
sophomore scramble
there's no way to tell
who is this girl

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Senior Wisdom: Lena Denbro

Senior Wisdom 3

ask! for! extensions!
don't be mean in libraries
I LOVE THE BARNARD LIBRARY
nightline is the freaking best guys
run for the hills
self! advocate!
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