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GSSC Pats Itself On The Back, Talks Awards And Fitness

By Romane Thomas on Apr 13, 2016 3 Comments

Observant to a fault, witchy Romane Thomas listened in on last night’s meeting of the General Studies Student Council (GSSC), where topics of discussion ranged from self-congratulation to teaching awards. “You killed it, you killed it, you killed it!” President Elizabeth Heyman congratulated the Campus Life pole and its Social Chair on their organization of […]

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Barnard To Raise Student Minimum Wage

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 1 Comments

Dean Hinkson and Chief Operating Officer Robert Goldberg announced today that, in line with Columbia’s efforts, Barnard College will raise the minimum wage for students working for Barnard. The change, to be indexed over three years, will raise the minimum wage for student workers to $15 per hour by September 2018. Starting next September, the […]

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Check Out The Muslim Protagonist This Saturday

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 0 Comments

What are you doing this Saturday, besides frantically looking up playlists to facilitate the writing of your term paper and/or oversleeping and missing your class’s trip to the Met? If you’re interested in diverse writing and delving into the concept of home as a “site of transformation, refuge, trauma, healing, and growth,” you might want […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 7

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 0 Comments

Today is the last day to battle your housing-related fears in The Cage, so make the most of it. To unlucky sophomores: pick up some candy, take a photo against the backdrop, and let the sweet words of housing staff convince you to abandon the strategy you’ve crafted over the past two weeks. Try out […]

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Earth Institute Professors Ruth DeFries And Jeffrey Sachs Named University Professors

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 1 Comments

In an email sent out to students, President Bollinger announced his appointment of Ruth DeFries and Jeffrey Sachs as University Professors, “the highest rank Columbia bestows on its faculty.” They join a select group numbering only fifteen, and which counts academic notables from Richard Axel (biology) and Joseph Stiglitz (economics) to Gayatri Spivak (English and comparative […]

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Remembering Public Safety Officer Martin Nelles

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 1 Comments

On Friday, April 8th, Public Safety Officer Martin Nelles collapsed and passed away while on duty. Officer Nelles’s family remembers him as conscientious and responsible. His co-workers greatly respected him as he recently received his thirty-year badge for a job well done. In a message from The Facilities Department, Communications VP Dan Held writes: “Officer […]

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Bwoglines: Retirement Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 0 Comments

The Cage enters temporary retirement today, so today we honor housing, in all its senselessness. Brazen Brooklyn bank robbers drilled a hole into the ceiling of an HSBC bank, stealing more than $280,000 and content from safety deposit boxes—much like your lottery number stole all your chances of happiness for next year. (Pix 11) Scientists have […]

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If Hillary Tried Normaling At Columbia

By Maddie Stearn on Apr 12, 2016 2 Comments

A few days ago Hillary Clinton rode the NYC subway. Like “any” “normal” “person”, she encountered a few setbacks on her journey–like needing to swipe her MetroCard 5 times at the turnstile. Sure, she looked a little like Jack Donaghy when he had bed bugs, but who are we to judge? We’re all just “average” people […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 6

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 6 Comments

We know more than half of y’all are probably sitting back, drinking cocktails, laughing at the first years who have to suffer the tortures and stresses of housing. Okay, maybe you’re more likely to be sitting hunched over, drinking multiple cups of coffee, scribbling away at some problem set. But even if you never set […]

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ESC’s Final Vote

By Finn Klauber on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

ESC is dead, long live ESC—or something like that. Yes, this year’s council has now passed on, and whether they were lucky enough to extend their stay on council or were forced to give up the ghost, all council members had a grave disposition. ESC Bureau Chief Finn Klauber reports on their final vote and […]

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Columbia Housing Announces Free Access (Except For Barnard Students) To New York Times

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 3 Comments

In a possible attempt to prevent the inevitable devolving morass of first year housing selection today, Columbia Housing along with CCSC, ESC, and GS announced in an email that all students will be granted free access to the New York Times Online. The unlimited access, available if you sign up an account here, to students of […]

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SGA: Surprise Attacks

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

This week, SGA listened to both sides of the argument for and against partnership with Columbia Elections Board. Their constitutional review committee has been working all year to make helpful changes to the SGA constitution, but these presentations required them to take quick action on their (nonexistent) affiliation with the Columbia Elections Board. “When shit comes […]

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Senior Wisdom: Lila Etter

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"practical" and "impractical" majors don't exist because every major is bad and that's my hot take
brie =! babybel
do you really need to go to bacchanal more than once?
once a bwogger always a bwogger
senior wisdom
sometimes stereotypical barnard advice is...correct
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you really should build each other up because if you don't have that support what do you have?

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Senior Wisdom: Grant Der Manouel

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1*20 legend
always had my back
as bwog's events editor i'm contractually obligated to endorse "going to shit"
columbia doesnt deserve grant
diversity initiative- central valley representation
ejected during glow stick party is one level up from "getting cava'd at a carman nsop party"
follow the golden rule you heathens
gin & tonic who is this
grant i love you so much
iconic
living in alcohol-induced fear is basically my life motto wow
nsop 2016 sounds wild dang
NSOP king!!!!
omw! to carmel
putting fresno on the map
senior wisdom
skinny
such a gem
the kindest soul on this campus
TNARG!!!!!!

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QUIZ: How Fucked Are You?

Isabel Sepúlveda 2

bwop to the top
finals week
i'm literally dailying to procrastinate my finals so i'm a goddamn hypocrite
is this perpetuating stress culture we're unsure at this point
quiz
you've got this kids you're so close

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Senior Wisdom: Mallak Al-Husban

Senior Wisdom 5

people who love makeup are angels
senior wisdom
the best advice is to not take anything seriously LMFAOOO
the long ass line at absolute bagels... is it worth it @bagel enthusiasts
wOaH MaLiA wEnT tO BaRnArD?!

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Bwog In Bed: Drink Green Tea From Your Bed Edition

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bwog in bed
I'm hungry
ive got a 10 page paper to write that i havent started at all yet
the overheard sent me
this song is so good

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Senior Scramble But Sophomore Scramble But It’s Just Me

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does anyone want to give me money
does she even write for bwog
i'm drunk
it is late
late night bwog
lnb
me seeking a sugar daddy
senior scramble
sophomore scramble
there's no way to tell
who is this girl

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Senior Wisdom: Lena Denbro

Senior Wisdom 3

ask! for! extensions!
don't be mean in libraries
I LOVE THE BARNARD LIBRARY
nightline is the freaking best guys
run for the hills
self! advocate!
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Senior Wisdom: Sam N.

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carman's still kinda gross tbh
get yourself a designated cockroach killer
premeds are bold af
senior wisdom
who will be the heir to buy/sell memes the people must know

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