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Bwoglines: Retirement Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 13, 2016 0 Comments

The Cage enters temporary retirement today, so today we honor housing, in all its senselessness. Brazen Brooklyn bank robbers drilled a hole into the ceiling of an HSBC bank, stealing more than $280,000 and content from safety deposit boxes—much like your lottery number stole all your chances of happiness for next year. (Pix 11) Scientists have […]

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If Hillary Tried Normaling At Columbia

By Maddie Stearn on Apr 12, 2016 2 Comments

A few days ago Hillary Clinton rode the NYC subway. Like “any” “normal” “person”, she encountered a few setbacks on her journey–like needing to swipe her MetroCard 5 times at the turnstile. Sure, she looked a little like Jack Donaghy when he had bed bugs, but who are we to judge? We’re all just “average” people […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 6

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 6 Comments

We know more than half of y’all are probably sitting back, drinking cocktails, laughing at the first years who have to suffer the tortures and stresses of housing. Okay, maybe you’re more likely to be sitting hunched over, drinking multiple cups of coffee, scribbling away at some problem set. But even if you never set […]

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ESC’s Final Vote

By Finn Klauber on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

ESC is dead, long live ESC—or something like that. Yes, this year’s council has now passed on, and whether they were lucky enough to extend their stay on council or were forced to give up the ghost, all council members had a grave disposition. ESC Bureau Chief Finn Klauber reports on their final vote and […]

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Columbia Housing Announces Free Access (Except For Barnard Students) To New York Times

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 3 Comments

In a possible attempt to prevent the inevitable devolving morass of first year housing selection today, Columbia Housing along with CCSC, ESC, and GS announced in an email that all students will be granted free access to the New York Times Online. The unlimited access, available if you sign up an account here, to students of […]

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SGA: Surprise Attacks

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

This week, SGA listened to both sides of the argument for and against partnership with Columbia Elections Board. Their constitutional review committee has been working all year to make helpful changes to the SGA constitution, but these presentations required them to take quick action on their (nonexistent) affiliation with the Columbia Elections Board. “When shit comes […]

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Classes To Take Before You Die I Mean Graduate: Fall 2016 Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

With course selection upon us, we bring you one of our favorite features—a list of classes you should take before you graduate (or die, which ever comes first.) Let us take the work out of figuring out your schedule next semester and just sign up for all of these classes for an academically lit semester. Also, […]

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Bwoglines: Leaders Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 12, 2016 0 Comments

Brazil’s Congressional Committee voted in favor of a motion which proceed with a vote for or against impeaching President Dilma Rousseff. President Rousseff effectively leads a minority government and was placed in the midst of a corruption scandal and investigations over the past year or so. (The Guardian) CNN streamed a town hall event with […]

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Field Notes: It’s Lit Edition

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2016 0 Comments

There are only a couple of weeks left in the semester, and that can mean only one thing: we’re starting to give up. CC reading? Haven’t done it yet. Physics problem set? Barely started. Polisci paper? Thought about it. A little. These days, we’re prioritizing the truly important parts of college life: getting lit and […]

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The Sculpture Discourse (According To CCSC’s Recent Survey)

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2016 2 Comments

In the two weeks since we first learned that Henry Moore’s sculpture Reclining Figure was going to be placed in front of Butler in the coming months, the stone figure has garnered quite an uproar. Petitions were circulated, Facebook events were created, op-eds were written, and the New York Times even published a story about student […]

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Housing Coverage 2016, Day 5

By Bwog Staff on Apr 11, 2016 7 Comments

Okay, freshmen … You’ve agonized for a whole week. You’ve watched EC suites disappear faster than enthusiasm in an early-morning section of LitHum. You’ve sat up at night wondering what kind of hell hole you’ll have to endure next year. You’ve spent class periods writing out complex lists of the worst possible outcomes. And now, […]

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Housing Reviews 2016: Wien

By Ross Chapman on Apr 11, 2016 0 Comments

Since today’s the first day of sophomore housing selection, we’re helping all of you rising sophomores with low lottery numbers accept your fate: you’ll probably have to live in Wien. Start convincing yourself it’s not so bad now, while you still can. Location: 411 West 116th Street, between Amsterdam and Morningside Nearby dorms: East Campus, sort of […]

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Bwog Playlist: Columbia Artists Who Aren’t Vampire Weekend

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music post
NOT vampire weekend related
this makes me feel better about not listening to vampire weekend - julia
wtf simon and garfunkel are columbia alumni?? whoa

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Senior Wisdom: Will Connell

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Catholic retreat.........
he's rOAreE???? didn't you HEAR???????
i thought they had built the atomic bomb in schermerhorn but maybe that's just because it's such a f*cking cursed space
i will take the 10:10 AND the 8:40 you don't know my story!!!!
senior wisdom 2019
the man behind the mask...but no tail
three-in-one shower gel

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Senior Wisdom: Lila Etter

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"practical" and "impractical" majors don't exist because every major is bad and that's my hot take
brie =! babybel
do you really need to go to bacchanal more than once?
once a bwogger always a bwogger
senior wisdom
sometimes stereotypical barnard advice is...correct
sw
you really should build each other up because if you don't have that support what do you have?

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Senior Wisdom: Grant Der Manouel

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1*20 legend
always had my back
as bwog's events editor i'm contractually obligated to endorse "going to shit"
columbia doesnt deserve grant
diversity initiative- central valley representation
ejected during glow stick party is one level up from "getting cava'd at a carman nsop party"
follow the golden rule you heathens
gin & tonic who is this
grant i love you so much
iconic
living in alcohol-induced fear is basically my life motto wow
nsop 2016 sounds wild dang
NSOP king!!!!
omw! to carmel
putting fresno on the map
senior wisdom
skinny
such a gem
the kindest soul on this campus
TNARG!!!!!!

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QUIZ: How Fucked Are You?

Isabel Sepúlveda 2

bwop to the top
finals week
i'm literally dailying to procrastinate my finals so i'm a goddamn hypocrite
is this perpetuating stress culture we're unsure at this point
quiz
you've got this kids you're so close

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Senior Wisdom: Mallak Al-Husban

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people who love makeup are angels
senior wisdom
the best advice is to not take anything seriously LMFAOOO
the long ass line at absolute bagels... is it worth it @bagel enthusiasts
wOaH MaLiA wEnT tO BaRnArD?!

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Bwog In Bed: Drink Green Tea From Your Bed Edition

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bwog in bed
I'm hungry
ive got a 10 page paper to write that i havent started at all yet
the overheard sent me
this song is so good

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Senior Scramble But Sophomore Scramble But It’s Just Me

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does anyone want to give me money
does she even write for bwog
i'm drunk
it is late
late night bwog
lnb
me seeking a sugar daddy
senior scramble
sophomore scramble
there's no way to tell
who is this girl

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