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The Answers To Orgo Night

By Bwog Staff on May 06, 2016 12 Comments

The first day of finals are tomorrow, which means we have a gift for you tonight. It’s not a Sweetgreen discount code, nor is it our roommate’s adderall. Instead we give you this semester’s Orgo Night script (even better than the Orgo exam answer key). Laugh, share with friends, and don’t forget to be offended. Enjoy! […]

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Senior Wisdom: Omar Abboud

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 9 Comments

SEAS Senior Omar Abboud may not have ever done the goddamn readings, but he learned enough in his time here to teach us a few things–like that it’s probably time to put down the computer and go to sleep. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Omar Abboud, SEAS, Operations Research with a minor in MESAAS (much to my […]

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Minimize Your Suffering (By Doing It Off-Campus)

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 3 Comments

We all know that Butler is far from the best place to be this time of year – it’s crowded, it’s stressful, and you can smell the stink of desperation from halfway across campus. So why not get out? You could go to Avery or LeFrak, attempt studying in bed (a tactic with mixed results) or […]

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Should You Stay, Orgo?

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

Should you stay or should you go? Well, if that’s not a rhetorical question and you’re asking about Orgo Night, the answer is: go! Tonight at 11:59 pm precisely, all hell will break loose in Butler 209: CUMB is putting on its 69th “semi-annual” Orgo Night show/demonstration/what have you. Bwog will be there, of course, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Emily Blady

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 2 Comments

Some people are smart, but some people are *smart*. Barnard Senior Emily is one of the latter group and has some Jonah Hill-worthy tips on how to be as much of a moneyBALLER as possible during your time at school. Hint: smoking hookah in Hillel immediately ups your baller status 100 levels. Name, School, Major, Hometown: […]

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Senior Wisdom: Peter Bailinson

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 11 Comments

The RA we all dream of shows us Taylor Swift videos and gives us Nutella when we’re crying after our first freshman Chem exam. CC Senior Peter Bailinson is this dream-RA. Read on for the warm, fuzzy feeing your Death-Metal-loving RA never quite gave you. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Peter Bailinson, Columbia College, East Asian […]

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PrezBo Has A New Right-Hand Man

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

In a university-wide e-mail, PrezBo has announced that Gerald Rosberg will be Columbia’s new Senior Executive Vice President starting July. Who is the Senior Executive Vice President? Well, he is replacing Robert Kasdin, who left the position to go to Johns Hopkins. Kasdin, described by many as the right hand man to PrezBo, had been […]

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Midnight Breakfast: Your Chance To Be Ben Stiller

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

We’ve all had that moment: you’re looking in the mirror, examining your bedraggled second-semester face, and you have that thought: Why don’t I look like Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum, during his prime?? Well, unfortunately, you’re stuck with that embittered mug until you die (or earn enough to get the lines etched into your […]

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Bwog In Bed: Cel(l)ebration Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Day three of Reading Week, and the livin’ is easy. Just joking, we’re all dying. Just remember: your week isn’t going as badly as Ted Cruz’s is! And you don’t even have to kill all those people–being the Zodiac Killer must be hard work… Bwogline: If you haven’t been listening to Beyonce’s Lemonade on repeat this entire […]

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Seriously Just Fill Out Your Course Evaluations Already

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Sure, when you didn’t fill out your course evals earlier tonight, we thought you were at 1020 and just couldn’t do it. Even at 3 AM, we thought, hey, maybe they’re still out trying to have a fun night, who are we to remind them about something so extraneous but simple. But it’s 5 AM […]

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You Still Haven’t Completed Your Course Evaluations

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey, you haven’t done your course evaluations yet. We reminded you about three hours ago, but you must not have seen it…right? You didn’t see that reminder, did you? Yeah, of course—what are we saying! You’re still at 1020, enjoying a second night off during Reading Week. That’s why we just want to remind you again […]

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Remember To Fill Out Your Course Evals

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey guys, we know that finals are among us and if you’re not passed out, in a booth at 1020, trying to study, or doing some mixture of the three, you should fill out your course evaluations. While the evals will appear “anonymous” to your professors, they can still read what you write. So don’t go […]

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It’s Time To Have A Conversation About Those Stairs At The Heights

Jordan Merrill 1

climbing heights stairs at 2 AM = climbing mt everest
falling
fallllling
i love the heights tho
if you comment on this telling me to shut up: consider not doing that
im not suggesting falling down the stairs and collecting a check wink wink
stairs

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SGA Loves The Barnard Deans

Peyton Ayers 0

barnard college
barnard deans rules the world\
cooking with PrezBo
i lowkey love my dean she's a saint
i on the other hand have no idea who my dean is!

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Ten Things You’ll Stare At In Morton Williams At 1:34 AM But Not Buy

Bwog Staff 4

fluorescent mangoes
fruit is overpriced
morton williams is cursed
stroopwafel
this is also postmodernism
this is such a good first post
two crises for the price of one

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This Just In: “Havermeyer Hall” Is Actually Called “Havemeyer Hall”

Bwog Staff 2

attempting to find the correct bathrooms in hamilton is a whole other issue and cruel and unusual punishment
bwop tart
cafe 212 is not a real place
lmk why people think that I - an empty shell of a woman standing at a mere 5'7 - can help loft their beds
on an unrelated note received 99 coping skills from CPS yesterday and i'm happier for it
what in the WORLD is going on with havemeyer hall?????

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ConspiracyBwog: Columbia Was Actually Built By Ancient Egyptians

Riva Weinstein 1

*crawls out of ur fridge at 2 am* aliens didnt build the pyramids and egyptians arent spooky ur just racist
archaeology
everyone please take ellen's class as an apology for my making her read this
pharaohcore

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Bwoglines: Sixteen-Year-Old Superstar Edition

Julia Greenblatt 0

aren't all sailboats zero emissions?
bwogfoot contesa
bwoglines
i want greta to whisk me away on a zero-emissions sailboat
i'm so new at this!

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Hewitt Changes: Pros And Cons

Elle Ferguson 1

it looks like you are eating in an ikea cafeteria and idk if thats what i want
ngl the daily today has not been into hewitt since it was reopened the only thing they had for me there was the waffle station and the pasta station
rip 2 person tables
rip pecan pie :( you will be missed

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LectureHop: “Wonderful, But Bloody Grim”: The Work Of Tash Aw

Bwog Staff 0

"aw suffered no fools"
"wonderful
but bloody grim" is probably the greatest phrase I've ever heard
bwog does events
lecturehop
tash aw
writing is hard :/ bwogger's know this quite well and baby bwoggers will come to know it

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