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Get Fucked By Housing Via Lottery Number

By Mason Amelotte on Mar 21, 2016 3 Comments

Fuck fuck fuck. In case you haven’t already heard, your (presumably shitty) lottery number is available just in time to fuck up your first Monday back on campus. Approach the Housing Portal with caution, and take sudden breakouts of hysteria all around campus as normal activity. Maybe you just woke up; maybe you’re just leaving class. Either way, your shitty situation […]

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Get Your Game Face On For Barnard Spirit Week

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2016 0 Comments

To fight off the bleak realization that you are no longer on a tropical beach but instead sitting in LeFrak writing an overdue paper, Barnard’s McAC is hosting Barnard Spirit Week throughout this week! This means free food (sometimes), school spirit (absolutely), and a daily Millie the Bear sighting (priceless). Highlights include a pizza party with […]

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Register For Barnard Housing!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2016 0 Comments

Next fall may seem lightyears away, but Barnard Residential Life is here to shorten that distance for you. Today begins the week-long gap to register for Barnard on-campus housing for the next calendar year. Barnard students will have until Monday, March 28 to secure their guaranteed housing this g-around. Students can register on the Res […]

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Bwoglines: New Arrivals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2016 0 Comments

President Obama arrived in Cuba yesterday, making him the first sitting president to visit the country in almost ninety years. With this two-day visit, he hopes to encourage peaceful change, but conflicts between dissidents and security forces – now on international display – make that change appear difficult. (Washington Post) Serena Williams lost to Victoria Azarenka […]

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Open The Dining Hall. Stop Having It Be Closed.

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2016 2 Comments

Knock, knock. It’s the students of Barnard. And, Hewitt, we’re sick of your shit. We pay thousands of dollars in meal plans every semester – meal plans we’re required to buy – and then, when we need you most, when we’re wallowing in despair over our unfortunate return to class after a glorious spring break, we venture […]

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Over 200 Columbia Faculty And Administrators Sign Statement Against Divestment From Israel

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2016 20 Comments

This afternoon, a statement was released by over 200 Columbia faculty and administrators, including former deans, calling for the University Trustees to not divest from the university’s business relations with Israel. The document claims that “Columbia benefits from ties with Israeli faculty, students, research, and technology.” This release follows a declaration to condemn Apartheid Divest that was […]

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Heavyweight Rowing…Back At It Again

By Bwog Staff on Mar 19, 2016 9 Comments

We interrupt your regularly scheduled spring break to bring you this important message. Damnnnn Columbia Rowing, back at it again with the hot spring training videos. Thanks for sharing another inside-look at what it’s like to be an athlete with us NARPs. Keep up the good work. Check out the Men’s Heavyweight Rowing spring training video for this year […]

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Barnard Student Has Passed Away

By Bwog Staff on Mar 15, 2016 5 Comments

This morning, Dean Hinkson and President Spar sent an email to Barnard students informing them that Jessi Dietrich, BC ’16, had taken her own life. Jessi was a senior psychology major from Florida and vice president of the Pre-Vet Society. Dean Hinkson and President Spar reminded students that there is “no right or wrong way […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Mar 11, 2016 1 Comments

Spring Break has finally arrived, and we’re peacing out. We may be gone, but we’re never far, so make sure to send any wild Spring Break tips to us at tips@bwog.com. If you’re still feeling residual stress, we recommend some art therapy with Columbia-themed coloring book pages (featuring buff Prezbo). Or, if you’re looking for music […]

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A (Performance) Space Of One’s Own

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Mar 11, 2016 5 Comments

Columbia’s got a decent-sized campus, so one would think that finding rehearsal and performance space would be a fairly easy task for our many performing arts groups. Unfortunately, with a constantly-increasing number of groups vying for space, and the Columbia bureaucracy doing what the Columbia bureaucracy does best (i.e. creating complications), the task is far […]

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EVELINE: The Next Vampire Weekend?

By Bwog Staff on Mar 11, 2016 0 Comments

With just three weeks until Bacchanal, members of the opening band, EVELINE, took time yesterday out of their busy schedule to sit down with our Arts Editor. The all-freshmen band comprised of Zibo Gao (vocals), Sias Marking (guitar), Bruce Young (guitar), Nick Greene (bass/cello), and Marco Starger (drums) talked about how they got their start as a band, how […]

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Quiz: What Would Be Your Last Meal At Columbia?

By Courtney Couillard on Mar 11, 2016 1 Comments

You may not believe in the Last Supper, but the concept of a Last Meal at Columbia is def valid. Take our quiz to discover yours!

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Bwoglines: Tuesday Cali Fragilistic Expialidocious Edition

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acropolis
agora
city-states
der kommissar’s in town
facts
greece
marketplace
polis
st
sta
stat
statistics
stats
television
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village

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Field Notes: Milkhead Edition

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4/20
boof
field notes
i hate columbia bc if u hook up with someone here u run into them like 8 times a day
just sneezed 3 times in class that was embarrasing
me sitting in class right now waiting for class to start: "i-"
not gonna fuckin lie those carman bathrooms are dumb spacious
oui'd
quieres boof?
this field notes reminded me that i should call my parents
we love tans

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Call Out: People Who Live On Lower Floors Who Stand In The Back Of The Elevator

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call out
i live on floor 13 ok
i wanna write more about elevators
not me being a coward!!!
shit post
shitpost
thank you to my two friends who helped me write this theyre so funny
the space between shit and post
this post is so funny because im so mad but in person when this happens i dont say shit

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Easy Trick To Magically Extend Weekend Time

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all my friends are so irresponsible because we were all so excited to get drunk so early in the week jfhdgghdhd
im so sorry professor [redacted] for not paying attention to [redacted] subject because im too busy daydreaming about getting drunk
ivy league students aren't smart like im serious im telling you this this is real
shit post
shitpost
the construct of time
the space between shit and post
this post is a joke but its kind of real

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Knickerbocker Recap: An Un-FORE-Gettable Weekend Edition

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Bwog does sports
go womens rugby
high praise as always
im walking to 96th in chanclas thank you
not these random ass tags... im the worst daily

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Bwoglines: Terrorist Bombings Weaken The Recovery Of The Sri Lankan Civil War Edition

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a little late on kacey musgraves but shes so good............................
bwoglines
fuck terrorists
fuck yeah strikes work so go out and strike
not the trump organization not saying anything about the newly passed green bills ghdhkjfhkdjfjkd
sri lanka
sri lankan finance minister Mangala Samara said that the bombings were "a highly coordinated attempt to create murder mayhem and anarchy in the country"

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Professors To Take Before They . . . Retire

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bwog recommends classes
classes
download the app wecroak itll remind you five times a day that you're going to die
fox trot? rulers and compasses? velvet? we're not in kansas anymore toto
frequency
glasses
good classes
Hertz and Ohms
im never awake at 10:10
le resistance
learning
mortality
passes
professors
resistance

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Science Fair: Musical Stars Edition

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bwog science
can we use VR to sub in for me for my monday 8:40s?
fight against climate change
plays venus by lady gaga
science fair
there's free food if you know where to find it!

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