If there’s one thing on which we can all agree, it’s that calculations should never be done on the fronts of envelopes. That’s why today we’re going to use the back of an envelope to do a previously unattempted calculation—finding out our distance from Alma.
While statuesque, noble Alma Mater might just be the furthest thing from basic, we can all still dream about what she’d be like if she was just an ordinary student of Columbia University like us. As a student, Alma would be the type of girl whose rinsta is 100% filled with professional-looking snapshots: her and some intellectual pals next to the […]
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Call up your favorite Columbia fashion blog (or if it’s too hard to pick your favorite, just call your top 10) , because Bwog has spotted some fresh outfits around campus. We were impressed by the statues’ winter collection last semester. With these new pieces, they are approaching Augusta Dayton-levels of Columbia stylishness.
In preparation for their final exams, several statues around Columbia and Barnard have been seen preparing themselves with style. When asked by Bwog, they had sound reasoning for the new accessories. The Barnard Runner, preparing for her Ancient Studies final, said that she wears the tie to remember the changing view of what a noble […]