Here’s a dose of dopamine before you read this. Editor’s Warning: mentions of gun violence.

Money can’t buy happiness, but how about stronger brain development?

The effects of climate change and NYCEDC proposals are ugly, y’all.

Some good, some bad, mostly somewhere in between.

Please I thought we were past this.

To answer the question on all of your minds—yes, there are ducks you can see in the winter time.

Did you miss us?

One. More. Day.

To all my friends who finished all of their finals over a week ago: please just stop talking to me.

Solving a crossword puzzle is a fun way to get academic validation without having to, you know, do your assignments.

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Is Shrek love? Is Shrek life? To the CU student who referred to themselves as Shrek: are you okay?

The one where I give you all the tea about Columbia’s libraries because I have spent the majority of the last 72 hours living in them.

Be careful which transportation hubs you call ugly in middle school.

New York’s really dumping eight feet of landfill on top of a park?