This just in—Will Smith will be joining the Notes App Apology Club.

Things might be cooling down for Ukraine and the MTA, but the Oscars were definitely heated.

Get ready for the biggest entertainment event of the year and also the Oscars!

Another semester, another strike?

Fire of all kinds is raging around the world today. Editor’s Warning: Mentions of Death

Let’s pay some serious attention to the information about human wellbeing at the end. Editor’s Warning: mentions of death.

Alternatively titled “Unconstitutional Edition.” Editor’s Warning: Mentions of violence.

What’s rising faster? Gas prices, or the smoke from Central Park?

Would you take public health guidance from Florida Man?

War in Ukraine, DC’s COVID-19 restrictions, and cancel culture all find themselves the targets of protest in today’s Bwoglines.

Make sure to treat yourself to the free event at the end after reading these unfortunate headlines.

Here’s your daily Bwoglines, all jazzed up!

History almost repeats itself, and not in a good way. Editor’s Warning: Mentions of Death

Catch the newest development in the United States’s shift to an endemic approach in today’s Bwoglines.

All of the cool kids are divesting from Russian assets.