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A Washington D.C. federal judge declined multiple state attorneys’ requests for Elon Musk to be stopped. Editor’s warning: mention of violence.

Somehow cities come together to reduce congestion with higher prices. Also, look who’s been brought back to Twitter (Sorry Elon, we just wouldn’t call it X).

Green M&M to become new President of Barnard College. Update: Elon Musk to become new President of Barnard College. Editor’s warning: Mentions of Elon Musk; unsexy candies.

Elon Musk musks, again.

Today’s Bwoglines is by far the yarn-iest, featuring Twitter threads and your soon-to-be-repurposed sweaters.

Time has no meaning, especially after a dissociative fall break. Here’s a list of things that may calibrate your life a little bit.

  Happening in the World: The UN Human Rights Council decided to establish a body that would prepare evidence of human rights abuses in Myanmar for future prosecution. It suggested prosecution on charges of genocide for a campaign that forcefully pushed 750,000 Rohingya Muslims to escape to Bangladesh and crimes against humanity against other ethnic minorities. […]