“I don’t know… I think I’ve become more of an optimist since coming here…”
Submissions are still coming in for our contest, which ends on Sunday. So just keep your mouth shut till then and you won’t be embarrassed. Italians, cover your ears. From Helen K. A group of elitist freshmen monopolizing the Westside cheese aisle: “Mozzarella?! No! That’s peasant food.” Sounds about right, Alex J. Drunk girl counting […]
We’re still running our contest for NSOP Overheards (and Overseens! but no one has sent any pictures yet) and these are another batch of the best submissions. Because we’re sure that people don’t only say funny things during NSOP, we’re going to run the contest through this week until next Sunday. Reminder: the first prize […]
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