Ridiculous NSLOP tips keep pouring in, so we thought we’d share some with you. Use our anonymous tip form or email us at tips@bwog.com. Dean Awn has lots of school spirit. We love Dean Awn (remember this?) Slow down there: freshman boy coming out of ruggles on Monday night with freshman girl: “that one shot […]

As anyone who enjoys the new morning donuts knows, the sight of any new things in Ferris is cause for a whirlwind of excitement. A Bwogger recently overheard a girl get a little overexcited by the Ferris fruit: “Are these clementines? Because if these are clementines, then I’m about to lose my goddamn mind.” Consider […]

It’s tour season and one fellow Columbian started cracking wise at the Lerner turnstiles: “What is this?” “It’s a really long omelette line.” The omelette might be worth the slowed traffic but some poor Barnardian won’t be able to enjoy a drink with her meal. A true tragedy.

Milano’s has always been a convenient destination for late-night munchies when you’re too drunk/lazy to walk any further. But a place to pick people up? Recently overheard at the deli: “There are a lot of good-looking honeys here!” Our tipster turned around to see them looking at…jars of honey. Damn. Bwog exclusively buys the honey […]

Saturday is the first official day of the weekend. No one had any classes today, not even a stupid discussion section. Everyone is ready to get their groove on at The Heights …at, well somewhere. But not all of us could wait until the weekend. Bwog overheard one young woman having the crunkest of conversations […]

A tipster on College Walk overheard this intriguing tidbit: “No way! So, your uncle makes murder porn!?” Bwog has two questions. First, what the fuck is murder porn (please DON’T answer that in the comments), and second, why would you let your niece/nephew know that? Sexy murderer via Shutterstock

We overheard two gentlemen at the Columbia bookstore buying their books for CC, and it doesn’t seem like they know what they’ve signed up for. Guy: I’ve got to buy two more books for CC, one’s called Three… Jinnies… and the other is by… Frehd, Frawd… Frohd?  Guy’s friend: How do you spell that?  It’s […]

While waiting for a class this week, Bwog overheard a group of TAs for a class on Buddhism talking about their students. First TA: “They’re grumpy because they don’t get any sleep and it’s also a side effect of the Adderall. You can always tell when you’re reading an Adderall paper—they think we can’t tell, […]

While sitting in the bushes the past few days, Bwog has overheard students spilling some secrets, questioning life, and making some promises. Read on for some choicy bits: On college walk: Girl 1: “Have you ever…?” Girl 2: “No! I mean, I’ve been tardy before, but I’ve never…ditched.” Bro reading a text to a bunch […]

It’s Columbia’s pep rally Overheard: “We have a mascot?”

This fine Monday, we want to remind you of the glory that was the weekend.  We now present to you a new series: Field Notes, where we round up the drunk late night tips we received during the weekend.  Be sure to send in what you’re seeing this upcoming weekend to tips@bwog.com, or use our […]

We weren’t even sure how to react to this tip ourselves… From a bewildered tipster: “85% sure my Music Hum instructor wasn’t joking when he said, ‘They only composed masses for really special holidays. Like Easter and Passover.'” No one reacted.   Your favorite curse-word courtesy of Shutterstock

It seems that some of our classmates have taken a hint from the Queen of Class herself: “It’s gonna be the most ratchet thing ever. All I’ve bought is Nikolai and glitter.” Bwog Pro Tip: Invest in a bottle of Jack, so you can brush your teeth in the morning. Glitter everywhere via Shutterstock

We live in a judge-y time, faithful readers. You can’t love plaid and moleskines or coding the night away without someone shitting on you. “I’m staying away from these literary people. I’m sticking to engineers—no personality is better than a shitty one.”         We will never find a more photogenic man on […]

Now Low Library is already a bundle of mendacity since it’s not neither a library nor Low, being Prezbo’s little office and one of the tallest buildings on South campus. But now the sensationalist media is tricking our children into misbelief! We overheard a teacher telling his kids: “This is a huge deal! This is […]