Although nobody seems to know what it’s called, that mysterious lawn in front of Kent is apparently the location for a new kind of romance: “Do you know how lucky you are to be with me? Do you know how far out of your league I am? Ivy-educated, multilingual, generous, kind, crazy, fun-loving kind of […]

It’s that time of year, when bitches will go crazy, you will end up bringing your therapeutic Christmas Tree to Butler, and you might say something like: “I cried yesterday because I got the wrong cream cheese in Ferris.” Paula Deen has never led Bwog astray, so we recommend butter. And tips. Your new Advising […]

Tipsters were soaking up the sun yesterday when they saw this baby and overheard these: “This reminds me of Lena Dunham” “Maybe she has an appointment with PrezBo.” “She must feel, like, so free.” Did the parents just not dress their toddler when they left their home, or did they take off all her clothes […]

A tipster overheard this charming conversation at a party this weekend: Bro 1 : I can bite a bra off! For real! I’m just like *RRRRR*! Bro 2: I’m working on just the flick and drop. One swift motion! Bro 3: Fuck yeah! Swoon. Congratulation squad via Shutterstock

It seems that nowadays, nobody is safe from persecution. Gender, race, weight, and economic groups of all kinds are judged and grouped together as inferior. Now, Bwog has overheard that another group is also being oppressed: “All men in headphones look the same? Did you just say that? That’s like…racist.” Men in headphones have to […]

We’ve all said things we wish we could take back after one too many drinks. Some of us, though, take it to a whole new level. We dunno sweetheart — maybe you should start looking for another fish in the sea? So he doesn’t remember breaking up with you? Like he was just super drunk? […]

As students of Columbia University,  the admissions office selected us for our passion, our talents, our intellect, and our literacy. A tipster overheard the same conclusion being made outside of Butler. “Do you know how hard college would be if you couldn’t read? I know that sounds obvious, but just think about it. A teacher […]

While walking through College Walk the other day, Bwog observed two small children riding their bikes:   Child 1: Aren’t you getting tired of this? Child 2: No! We’ll stop when I say we stop.   Awww… What a cute little future dictator. Welcome to Columbia, kids! You’ll fit right in.       A […]

Overheard a few nights ago on the way to Pupin: “Ya, my pupils get all weird and change sizes. It’s like my ‘tell.'” (A tell for what? Imagine playing poker with this person…) Overheard at Ferris: “You went to sleep and woke up naturally at 7? You know what that’s called? Cocaine.”  (We wonder if there is […]

Outside the LLC: “You know, the saddest thing about growing up is that you try and go back and watch old cartoons and they’re just not funny anymore.” We respectfully disagree. I mean, old cartoons are still awesome. Here’s some nautical nonsense (with commentary on the deceitfulness of marketing, the challenges of making money in […]

We don’t know about you, but thinking about the future makes us want to cry. Getting a real job, being a productive member of society, having to, like, pay for stuff…it’s giving us stress dreams. At this point, we’re super thankful for tipsters who make us feel like “cat-lady” is a valid aspiration: “We could […]

Are we really the only ones who masochistically love late-night lucubration in Butler? The taste of the corn muffins from Butler Café, especially after they’re a bit stale because then they don’t crumble so much? Whizzing by 45 steps on the banister from the third to the second floor? The extremely bright or dim “mood” […]

A tipster overheard these two whining speaking about the weather today. You know you were all thinking it. 1: ”Dude, it’s so cold. I’m not going to classes today. I’m just gonna email all my teachers and ask them to send me the syllabus..es.” 2: ”Dude you’re so lazy.” 1: ”It’s so cold they should just cancel […]

A tipster overheard this at Ferris: “Both coffee machines aren’t working. My life is over! I’m going to drop out or something. Let’s burn this place to the ground.” Keeping your blood coffee content high via Shutterstock

Today is the last day of Tuesday/Thursday classes, so make sure to cherish these precious last moments with your professors. Bwog is sure that they are saying all sorts of crazy/touching/hilarious/inspiring things to try to bring their courses to a close and leave a lasting impression in the hearts and minds of their students. Don’t […]