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Did everyone in your class sit in stunned silence for the last 30 seconds of your course? Did you all erupt in uproarious applause and profusely thank your professor for a great semester? Tell us all about it!

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The first week of classes is officially over! And your professors have made some stand-out, hilarious, and in some cases genuinely frightening comments. Bask in the glory that is Columbia faculty insanity below. Anthony Donaghue, Statistics: “I know I come across as a nice guy, but don’t let that fool you. I’ve seen enough students […]

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Today is the last day of Tuesday/Thursday classes, so make sure to cherish these precious last moments with your professors. Bwog is sure that they are saying all sorts of crazy/touching/hilarious/inspiring things to try to bring their courses to a close and leave a lasting impression in the hearts and minds of their students. Don’t […]

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Opening Remarks

Whether you’re still shaking off your NSOP hangover, or have just realized that you need to take Music Hum, Art Hum, and all of your global core this year, the start of a new semester offers a fresh chance to hear world-renowned academics make awkward sex jokes. Here are this semester’s shining nuggets of wisdom […]

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Same Semester, New President!

What Should Acting President Claire Shipman's Nickname Be?

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