Around this time last year, Bwog brought the class of 2016 up to date on their Deans. While much of that information is still relevant, the class of 2017 would do well to heed some more recent developments in Columbia’s Deanosphere: the departure of campus celebrity Ke$ho and the thrilling conclusion to Feniosky Peña-Mora’s tumultuous resignation.

Schollenberger Moves on to Greener the Same Colored Pastures

(Former) Dean of Student Affairs Kevin Schollenberger, a.k.a. KevSho, a.k.a. Ke$ho

Goldean Replaced in Third Act of Peñamonium

Dean Mary Cunningham Boyce, a.k.a. DMC, a.k.a. whatever SEAS kids decide to call her