Do you miss speed walking through Columbia’s Broadway gates, coffee in hand, backpack over your shoulders, hoping you’re not too late for class? Well, the essence of college walk is bumpiness, and the essence of college is chaos: so here’s a bumpy chaotic keyboard smash–college walk to go. 

Feral? Unhinged? Manifesting? You know what, let’s normalize using these over-used and now ultimately meaningless words to describe Bwog’s past week!

Do you ever think about ways Columbia could be better? The Bwog Staff does. Constantly. Here is a non-exhaustive list of shower thoughts. Admin, take notes!

Mainly non-COVID-19 and non-American political news to start off your week. Mainly.

Let’s be honest, nobody knows how much longer we’ll have glorious fall weather, and those of us in the northern states are wondering how we’ll safely meet up with friends when the temperature drops. For now, savor these 34 Bwog-approved ways to get outside while we still can.

The Columbia Digital Storytelling lab brings the fourth iteration of Story I/O, this time, it’s AI-themed.

It’s been 4 weeks of classes, zoom fatigue has hit, and we are already tired of all of our readings… 

Bwog staff knows that the Barnard mask came in the mail and there was no way you were actually going to use it for its intended purpose.

At this point, just throw the whole country away!

The Columbia Daily Spectator hasn’t published any content since September 25, as the result of a halt on publishing initiated by the site’s Managing Board over Spec’s lack of a suitable gender-based misconduct policy, according to our sources.

In an email to CC and SEAS students sent this morning, the Columbia Election Commission announced student government representatives for the coming years and the passage of the divestment referendum. 61.04% of participating students voted in support of the University’s divestment from companies that profit from or support Israeli policy toward Palestinian people.

Turn on Night Mode and spare yourself.

Bwog may not be the dancing queen, but we definitely had the time of our life this past week.

Tensions, taxes, and translation are all in play on today’s Bwoglines.

When you can’t have any terrible NSOP crushes, it’s time to get creative with a new form of a mystery lover.