“Do stockbroker-grads really need the categorical imperative?” asks Task Force on Undergraduate Education. Meet the people who make indignantly served, 4AM indigestion possible! Suddenly, Wien looks pretty damn good. Dialogue is hard. Let’s start bustin’ skulls. STAFF EDITORIAL: Teach Old People to Use the Internet

It’s the story that keeps on telling. Bwog presents a few bits of Minuteman news that have come out in the last few hours: Item # 1: Stephen Colbert is one-upping Jon Stewart tonight by bringing none other than Jim Gilchrist himself onto the show (airing at 11:30 and 1:30) as a special guest. Word? […]

For your personal edification, we present another hard-hitting article from the October issue. Out now! It’s sports-tastical! Columbia University is now offering an MS in Sports Management. This is the punch line. Like the ones about British dentistry schools. “We’ve always been good at the gentlemanly and the ladylike athletics,” Lucas Rubin, the program’s director, […]

EC Security guard, after smiling kindly to a woman whose child had been rampaging wildly through the security room: “I just wanna get down there and [slaps his hands together] that shit…God I hate her…” [continues as tipster makes his escape]   In front of Avery: “I mean just because she’s Jewel’s sister doesn’t mean she can […]

Bwog doesn’t have the cash to “pimp your room,” and we certainly don’t want to raid it and then date you. So we bring you the semi-weekly Thursday feature, the “Cribs-esque” Room Hopping, continuing with… Kyle (right) and Jesse C’09 say they are glad to be out of the “beehive” that was John Jay. “My […]

Stuck on the wall alone at the Fall ball, with a tuxedo and a dream? Email bwgossip@columbia.edu and rev up your parents’ stationwagon for a date with one of these lovelies. We’ll even spring $5 for a date. That’s almost two slices at Koronets — or one slice and a soda with two straws! And […]

A few things that Bwog noticed on the Columbia Homepage this morning: – Rich man (Bill Gates) gives another rich man’s (Warren Buffett) money to a third rich man (Jeff Sachs) to, eventually, help poor – Administration puff paper takes note of Bwog idea, interviews faculty bloggers Also, two of our favorite banners from the […]

Well, it finally happened: CTV has realized how to attract viewers.  A post on today’s IvyLeak reports that, last night, at 10:45 PM, our traditionally unwatched television network aired a five-minute clip of hardcore anal sex as part of the show Sexiled.  There was heavy breathing, there were hand-held cameras, and, for the first time […]

In keeping with the previous post about contradictory groups occupying space on Low Plaza, Bwog has recently been alerted to even more wacky goings-on near the steps. A cotillion of men (and a few women) in motley uniforms and conversing in broken English, lined up on the steps to take a group picture, leaving as […]

Finally, proof that our world is a world of inexplicable contradictions!  Right now, on Low Plaza, two representatives from LiNK—students for Liberty in North Korea—are sitting at a table, trying to get students to sign up for a fast, to take place on October 24th, in solidarity with those going hungry in North Korea.  Which […]

Your CC Professor is a Hobo… …but at Least She Has Access to the Company Yacht. Man Oh Man, That Cleverly Constructed Story about Your Grandmother’s Reluctance to Pay Full Price for Your Sister’s Nose Job Was Such A Doozy. Now You Can Totally Have Your Own Country. No Problem. Do You Want to Come […]

Boy: Are there any more nuts in your mixed nuts? Girl Studying: What? Boy: [eying nuts longingly] Are there any more nuts in your mixed nuts? Girl Studying:  Just peanuts. Boy: You ate all the other nuts? Girl Studying: Yes. Boy: So you don’t like peanuts then. 12 minutes later… Boy: So can I have […]

While Bwog was browsing the Earth Institute’s Environmental Programs fair this afternoon–at which earthy professors explained how eager students could save the world, including through a new undergraduate sustainable development major which may or may not exist–we heard one upside to the otherwise disturbing trend of climate change:  “I don’t think I’ve heard anyone make […]

  More stuff you shouldn’t have saved on a public computer. This result of political justice is capitalism. Everyone benefits in the end. The US government shares the same view as the kallipolis when it comes to capitalism, since humans tend to “watch their back”.   Many may take this as a purely negative aspect, […]

An anonymous work-study detective encountered this scan from President Bollinger’s high school yearbook: So Dashing! The hair, that smile! That chic bow tie! Meanwhile, C stands for Carroll? And he’s Prezbo Jr! Anyone care to speculate on the “Flaming Arrow Episode?” Read full text of the yearbook entry after the jump…