Tensions, taxes, and translation are all in play on today’s Bwoglines.

When you can’t have any terrible NSOP crushes, it’s time to get creative with a new form of a mystery lover.

The CU experience is…well, an experience. From the highs to the lows, here’s a playlist of Disney songs to be your soundtrack to college.

While many students are spread out across the world this year, new staff writer Anna Eggers looks at art pieces in the 1880s-1940s collection at MoMA to give a glimpse into what awaits students in the city.

Fret not, freshpeople who didn’t make it to campus: Sydney Contreras is here to help you recreate the oh-so formative first-year crying experiences that make and break your spirit!

For those of us not in NYC, who long for the days of studying in Butler, Milstein, Avery, the Engineering Library, and Teacher’s College…the list goes on… 

An anonymous Bwogger, who is not Isabel, adds a new individual to Isabel’s Fight List: a student who committed several atrocities in the Butler Reference Room.

Staff Writer Camille Sensiba has some suggestions for how LitHum professors can help lighten the reading load this semester.

The SAT and ACT suck. They have problematic histories and are not good metrics of students’ qualifications. Because of the pandemic, Columbia and Barnard have temporarily seen the light and gone test-optional. But with no test scores required, how should Columbia and Barnard choose whom to admit? Bwog Staff has some ideas:

Staff Writer and new bwogger Eleanor Babwin explains proper pet etiquette while attending Zoom University.

New bwogger Alexandra Tsorvas attended a medical school training event that discussed the unequal power dynamics inherent in doctor-patient relationships and how to mitigate them.

Many students have noted the rather phallic appearance of the pair of fountains in front of Low Steps. This week, Bwog asks the obvious question: what keeps those penis fountains erect?

New Staff Writer Anna Eggers attended a book talk by Nicole Fleetwood about her new book Marking Time: Art in the Age of Mass Incarceration sponsored by the Schomburg Center for Research in Black Culture.

POV: You shyly pin your crush’s video, and in the reflection of their glasses, you see your magnified self. O romance! O love! How the heart burst at the thrill of such thought!

One Bwogger takes on the herculean task of understanding what the pigeons of New York have to say to the world.