This month has EVERYTHING: meaningless fights over procedure, new childcare policies and employee benefits, the exposure of a massive years-long elections scandal, and, importantly, the long-overdue recognition of Indigenous Peoples’ Day by the university.

Hi, it’s me, telling you to take a nap and providing you with the information to do so. 

Columbia University in the American South? Bwog decided to simulate that possibility.

Do you have neighbors who have really loud sex, and who also happen to be assholes? Bwog is here to help.

Curious as to where you can escape from the feathered furies that run this campus? This anonymous bwogger will tell you the real hot spots where you can finally find peace and solitude…

Beginning in spring 2020, room selection will move online for all students applying to Columbia Housing, excluding special living community applicants.

This weekend at Bwog was full of homecoming fun, food, and mishaps.

TeaHop: The tea selections of Columbia’s dining halls, reviewed! In this half-assed review, I attempt to give you some insight and guidance for your next tea drinking experience. 

Bwog’s finest snaccs, Mia and Donna, take on the ultimate snack (more like a whole meal)–the three-dishes-one-rice combo offered by three Chinese food carts on Broadway. 

On Friday morning, the Columbia University Band Alumni Association sent out a press release announcing that the marching band will continue to play at future athletic events, including the homecoming game this Saturday.

I don’t usually write posts comparing Bwog articles with other Bwog articles, but as they say, cats only bark twice.

What better way to fill all of your free time this midterm season than eating your way through Columbia’s Core! With the help of Cooking With Bwog, you can knock out all those Core requirements one recipe at a time.

Intrepid bwoggers and swing enthusiasts Josh Tate and Sam Losee venture out into the wilderness dodging a sea of hyperactive children, shady raccoons, and Columbia students totally not doing anything suspicious in the park with the express purpose of discovering which swing set is the best between 96th and 120th street.

After attending a panel discussion, Staff Writers Solomia Dzhaman and Victoria Borlando created a guide to the developments of the recent impeachment trial of President Donald Trump.

Bwog staff writers Lauren Kahme, Elle Ferguson, and Alan Wang attend CBC’s “works in progress” event.