Happy finals week and (almost) end of the semester! We at Bwog are so proud of you for all of your hard work this year. Wishing you good luck on finals and safe travels!

Good news for everyone staying in the city this summer!

I will never be happy again.

Contrary to popular belief, fun did not die at Columbia; it migrated to Bwog Slack.

A sequel to Andy Weir’s hit 2011 novel The Martian has been released, this time taking place at Columbia’s campus!

Stop asking people to meet you at the sundial, the Columbia gates on 116th, or in front of John Jay. Be a little more enigmatic!

Imagine Caesar Flickerman swiping you into Faculty House.

With a fire station and hospital located nearby, if you regularly start uncontrollable fires in your kitchen and routinely need to be hospitalized, Guest Writer Nicholas Ward thinks this is the place for you.

Pack like a pro or go home... literally.

Last year, the Columbia Postdoctoral Workers (CPW) and the Columbia chapter of the American Association of University Professors (AAUP) hired a professional to analyze Columbia’s finances to get the truth about its budget. Earlier this week, CPW and AAUP presented the professional’s findings.

Learn how to study AND how to procrastinate with today’s Bwog in Bed!

The Wet Gala is Columbia’s annual precipitation fashion event. When choosing an outfit for the rainiest days of the year so far, who slayed the hardest?

Events Editor Ava Slocum and Editor Emeritus Grace Fitzgerald-Diaz learned about the Rare Books and Manuscript Library’s collection with the library’s director Courtney Chartier.

Welcome to the Lime Lips Renaissance.

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