Some pop culture news, some rain, and some progress in Ukraine.

Sidechat is crazy, y’all.

Love Bwog? Love web dev? We have a proposition for you!

Following staff shake-ups, organizational restructuring, and the decision to pay tour guides, there is a “new direction” for the Undergraduate Recruitment Committee. But will these changes be enough to address campus tour shortfalls?

If your professor assigns these readings in the first week, run.

A time for vibes like no other.

Do you think your suite is already too hot in this heat? Well, make it hotter by baking some cupcake hamburgers!

Everyone did cool shit this summer, and with just a couple Columbia buzzwords, so did you.

You’ve seen Bwog mock other syllabi this week. Now prepare for Bwog’s very own comprehensive, official, totally real syllabus.

New semester, new conspiracy.

A dorm. A bed. How many? I guess you’ll have to read to find out.

Attendance will be recorded.

Summer burned the brightest, but the darkness has consumed them.

You’re in then you’re out, you’re dealing with heat waves, then with flooding, then with snow…

If you aren’t content living inside of a furnace, perhaps these tips and tricks for capitalizing on your ridiculously hot dorm will make these first few weeks back on campus a bit more bearable.