I could have written “Somebody That I Used To Know” but Gotye couldn’t have written this Bwog In Bed.

Every race with a winner has to have a loser. I am the loser.

Study, read this, attend Open Meeting in Lerner 510, study.

Crossing bike lanes will soon be even more daunting!

This one took some brainpower.

Floods in South Africa, drag in the basement of Lerner, “what?” in an Arizona freezer.

You probably have as much time to read this as I have to write this.

As hard as it might be, try to wait until after picking your housing to read Bwoglines! Editor’s warning: mention of death

We don’t have any of the Bacchanal performers but we can guarantee a room that is somehow both hot and freezing at the same time!

In case global warming wasn’t enough, now the price of pizza is going up?!

I turned the emo up to 100 for this one.

Get ready for the biggest entertainment event of the year and also the Oscars!

Let’s pay some serious attention to the information about human wellbeing at the end. Editor’s Warning: mentions of death.

I am well aware that the first line is a misquote and I do not care.

Make sure to treat yourself to the free event at the end after reading these unfortunate headlines.