Today was Day 8 of Columbia’s housing lottery, and things are starting to look bleak.

As hard as it might be, try to wait until after picking your housing to read Bwoglines! Editor’s warning: mention of death

This year’s first housing roundup puts the B in Barnumbia!

Seniors, you’ve made it through! Congrats! Juniors, on your mark, get set…

We’re back with another amazing Housing Roundup, tailored to give you information about your dwindling chances at snatching that single in the most upbeat way possible!

Sophomores have finished choosing, and now it’s up to the rising junior/sophomore mixed groups to snatch up what remains.

Rising juniors are still picking and suites are looking scarce.  Double digits never looked so good!

The bad news is: we’re about to crush your Brownstone dreams. The good news is: there is still so much good stuff left for juniors to choose from!

Bwog gives a warm shoutout to rising seniors for surviving their last housing selection! An early congratulations also goes to the juniors who manage to secure the remaining EC suite tomorrow.

Here to ruin your dreams of having a Woodbridge two-bedroom in a kinder way than the housing website ever could.

Sure, you could check the housing website yourself, but do you really want to?

Some housing group names are just inherently better than others.