Let us summarize for you the perhaps the weirdest housing selection in history.

Senior Staff Writer Zane Bekheet reviews arguably the best dorm on campus.

The building name Carlton Arms just sounds ~fancy~ and that’s proven by the private kitchens.

Zane Bekheet explores all of the nooks and crannies of River Hall.

Let’s keep the housing review train chugging.

Senior Staff Writer Zane Bekheet explains all the reasons she hasn’t paid attention to a single zoom lecture.

Senior Staff Writer Zane Bekheet tells of a haunting day filled with far too many burritos.