The Voyager Golden Records were sent up to space in the ’70s with important images and recordings to help any extraterrestrial life forms understand life on Earth. Bwog has input on what the aliens need to know.

It’s officially cuffing season. Grab whoever you’ve got, and escape the cold together.

Political and pickleball upheaval alike in today’s Bwoglines.

Force yourself to get into the holiday spirit.

King Henry, of Clan Cup Tower, was the first reigning monarch of the Southwest Highlands of Schapiro. The following is an earnest recount of his rise to power, his great feats, and his untimely death.

On Wednesday afternoon, a group of undergraduates gathered in the rain in front of Low Library to educate other students about Columbia’s choice to cut ties with Red Balloon Early Childhood Learning Center.

Because sportsball is cool once every four years!

This Monday, SGA discussed everything Student Services—from sustainability to aesthetic infographics to meal swipes.

I’ll save you the trouble: watching Gladiator is a more worthwhile two hours and 35 minutes than any Beta party.

Happy belated Steve Kornacki Day to all who celebrate!

For the times when everyone rediscovers Milstein…

For so long, New York City has held back the tides of the power-hungry rats, but, according to one Bwogger’s theories, the rats may have found an unlikely ally…

It’s really the only thing I eat.

Please, I beg of you, listen up.

Who likes SantaCon? Not New Yorkers.