This former Deputy is reaching for the stars—literally.

Former Social Media Editor Owen exercises his right to edit subheadings.

Former Events Editor Brigid encourages us to unleash our inner creative writing talent.

Deputy News Editor Bannon educates us all in her Senior Wisdom.

Regan says take walks!

Senior Staff Writer Henry Golub passes his accumulated knowledge to future generations of Columbia students.

Senior Staff Writer JT tells us to stay on campus!

Former Deputy Arts Editor and current LinkedIn king Adam delivers all the wisdom you need to know.

Joan may be the most thankful senior in Senior Wisdom history.

Sam claims to be a Carlton Arms apologist and a Dunkin lover in this Senior Wisdom.

Nevel being here shook us, too.

We, therefore, commit this gourd to the ground, earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to eternal life.

Who hasn’t thought about swimming in the penis fountain?

Daily Editor Elizabeth Walker interviews Layla Faraj about her experience writing and publishing her winning essay, “My Plea for a Second Love Language.”

I could have written “Somebody That I Used To Know” but Gotye couldn’t have written this Bwog In Bed.