To all my friends who finished all of their finals over a week ago: please just stop talking to me.

Earlier today, Barnard College released the list of Phi Beta Kappa inductees for Fall 2021. They will be officially inducted into the academic honor society alongside future Spring 2022 inductees. Congratulations to all!

What to do if you’ve been calling Columbia home by accident because you like it better here.

“Breathe, relax, enjoy.”

This is Bwog’s weekly Roundup of how COVID is progressing in the Columbia community.

Solving a crossword puzzle is a fun way to get academic validation without having to, you know, do your assignments.

Finals didn’t stop Bwog from living it up. Well, actually, it sort of did.

Yes, go tell your friends you love them!

Do a Good Turn Daily Attestation

In light of the Omicron variant and an uptick in COVID-19 case numbers, Columbia is implementing new restrictions on dining and social gatherings for all community members.

Please note. This will only work if you have access to an oven. Please don’t try this in a microwave. Or maybe do, see what happens (keep me updated).

Don’t study today and you’ll be happy today.

*Taking notes* take Cryptography to stay cryptic—got it.

If you’re looking for a sign to ask for an extension, Johnnie’s Senior Wisdom is it.

COR-TEN, Curly, Columbia.