Literal wins, imminent wins, and metaphorical wins—take your pick!

The truths expressed below are universally acknowledged.

Featuring Tai chi-ing away stress culture and infant-swallowing bjorns.

There is a window straight across the toilet on Hamilton 3. Why?

New York City is packed with amazing culture and inspiring art, and now with so much of it online for free, there’s never been a better time to experience it first-hand. “Where Art Thou” is a weekly guide to interesting and notable lectures, events, and performances for the literary/musically/theatrically-inclined.

On abortion, mental health, and preserving Native American land.

“What podcasts do you listen to?”

~shiiiiivvvvvvvver me timbers~

Staff Writer Charles Bonkowsky attended the final play reading of this year’s International Play Reading Festival: This is not a memorized script, it is a well-rehearsed story by Dima Mikhayel Matta. 

If you get busted by an RA, just tell them Cuomo said it was okay! Editor’s Warning: Death and gun violence

Barnard has made flu vaccines free to all students, regardless of insurance plan.

Which bricks on campus stack up?

This is Bwog’s weekly Roundup of how COVID is progressing in the Columbia community.

Are you having a bad week? Do you want to make it worse?

Because vaccines are getting boosts and morale exists, I guess?