Please note. This will only work if you have access to an oven. Please don’t try this in a microwave. Or maybe do, see what happens (keep me updated).

Don’t study today and you’ll be happy today.

*Taking notes* take Cryptography to stay cryptic—got it.

If you’re looking for a sign to ask for an extension, Johnnie’s Senior Wisdom is it.

COR-TEN, Curly, Columbia.

Let’s commiserate!!!

Doing improv and bartending really aren’t that different…

Ah, the bygone days of the Diana smoothie.

You know the drill! Enjoy the tunes, fits, and pastimes of Bwog’s fall semester.

May I introduce to you Matilda the Harlem Goat?

What is a girl to do on this dreary day? Something involving nesting, tinctures, and totems all at once, of course.

Trying more pizza places is advice we can all get behind.

Flying high above the clouds, or taking notes in a 300-student intro lecture? They’re more alike than you might guess.

A brief and definitely not extensive enough holiday survival guide.

On Wednesday afternoon, Staff Writers Linus Glenhaber and Simon Panfilio attended a virtual seminar held by Columbia’s Harriman Institute.