Many students have noted the rather phallic appearance of the pair of fountains in front of Low Steps. This week, Bwog asks the obvious question: what keeps those penis fountains erect?

It’s Thursday, my dudes.

Zooming through CU brings its own set of challenges to overcome, but perhaps the worst of all is the painful experience of your ass.

New Staff Writer Anna Eggers attended a book talk by Nicole Fleetwood about her new book Marking Time: Art in the Age of Mass Incarceration sponsored by the Schomburg Center for Research in Black Culture.

POV: You shyly pin your crush’s video, and in the reflection of their glasses, you see your magnified self. O romance! O love! How the heart burst at the thrill of such thought!

Either you are about to go out, returning from a night out, or cramming all night for an exam, super hungry, and no other dining hall is open. In any case, JJ’s Place welcomes you with open arms, a killer playlist, and the best fast food on campus.

Happy hump day! Stay in the loop of the world at a very low commitment level with today’s Bwoglines.

One Bwogger takes on the herculean task of understanding what the pigeons of New York have to say to the world.

Take classes in the comfort of your own home, they said. Who said my home is comfortable?

Already the subject of much controversy regarding its relationship with the Harlem community, Columbia’s Manhattanville campus is once again facing scrutiny, this time from New York City’s Carpenters Union for working with a non-union contractors to build a new dormitory.

I’m not exactly sure what you were expecting.

Is it even surprising that that’s the title of a week in Bwog’s life?

Life is hard enough as a first-year, and then you put us into breakout rooms? That’s a bit much.

A completely understandable snafu in trying to manage the logistics of sending hundreds of students around the world some plastic tubes? Or a coverup?

A Columbia College-based Bwog writer tells you all about the wonderful majors offered at SEAS.