Fête Friday’s arrival with fish guts, familiar faces, and feral turkeys.

Content Warning: This post contains mentions of suicide.

Managing Editor Zack Abrams attended Wednesday’s event “400 Years: A conversation about Journalism, History, and the 1619 Project,” where Nikole Hannah-Jones and Jamelle Bouie of the New York Times answered questions from Columbia’s own Jelani Cobb about the 1619 Project, which reframes American history around the struggle for Black liberation. 

Disclaimer: This post is satire and also completely made up.

Deputy Editor Vivian Zhou has been keeping this delicious secret to herself… but she’s ready to share her hack to the best, restaurant-quality tomato cream pasta with you now. 

It’s now or never, folks. 

This week, Italy is not doing quite as well.

As winter settles in and cold nips at the city-dwellers’ extremities, their coats come out in force. But little do they know they are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of temperature but of migration patterns and molting. Welcome to: the Twilumbia Zone.

Bwogger Abi Peters returns to book club to review Tara Altebrando’s ‘The Leaving’.

Last week, I accidentally made a dramatic moment unnecessarily more dramatic. And for that, I am sorry.

It snew, and snew rhymes with stew. 

GSSC Bureau Chief Cole Gengos provides the essential details of this week’s GSSC meeting in this weekly update. Curious about the new Columbia health insurance plan? Excited about Naloxone training? Like reading about financial allocation? You’ve come to the right post…

Weird things are happening on our favorite red planet.

Senior Staff Writer Henry Golub ’84 names the plants.

I cannot provide you people with any proof that this happened, but it fucking snew today.