If you’re feeling lost with the end of the school year approaching, look no further than to your favorite LitHum book for guidance. Here’s how you should be spending your summer, Columbia-Core-style.

Dear Birds of Columbia, I love you, all of you.

Our last Senior Wisdom of the day goes to Connor Haseley, who tells us to actually care about what we do and advises against double majoring. 

Our next wise senior wants you to be risky and take a nap on the lawn.

Alicia Simba has lived through so many versions of Hewitt, and is here to tell the tale. 

This Tuesday, a Columbia Science Review event asked questions about testosterone’s role in elite women’s athletics. Who gets to define gender in the context of sports? And is testosterone level an appropriate marker of sex? 

Roses are red, violets are blue, these Bwoglines, were written for you!

The man married to Vergil and ButCaf hot chocolate connoisseur: it’s John Gorton’s Senior Wisdom.

Hewitt waffles, zines, and lost Carman flip phones.

The next person to bestow wisdom upon us is IK, advocate for Econ majors and Operations Research extraordinaire. 

In the final bittersweet GSSC meeting of the year, the council spent their night going over the accomplishments of the council in the past school year, as well as appreciating their time with one another. Lovely! GSSC Bureau Chief Andrew Chee is here with the recap from the Jed Satow Room.

Happiest of Wednesdays — we’re almost there!

This senior wisdom is brought to you by the same man who has probably run over your foot with his scooter in John Jay.

Engineering Student Council met for a final, brief session last night. For the final time, ESC Bureau Chief Finn Klauber reports what happened during the ESC meeting.

Barnard’s SGA convened for their final spring meeting, and Barnard Bureau Chief Emerita Dassi Karp stepped in for one last time to cover the action.