Justin Bui can build a hovercraft in the time it takes the earth to rotate around its axis. Need I say more?

Barnard’s President Sian Beilock announced, in an email to students, the inaugural Vice President for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, Ariana González Stokas.

Ricardo Jaramillo, president of the Roosevelt Institute and Ferris stan, imparts some valuable wisdom.

Eliza Moss-Horwitz, a Latenite queen, tells us all about how we are all like ducks in her senior wisdom. Read on if you’re confused. 

Bold beautiful Bwoglines.

If you’re feeling lost with the end of the school year approaching, look no further than to your favorite LitHum book for guidance. Here’s how you should be spending your summer, Columbia-Core-style.

Dear Birds of Columbia, I love you, all of you.

Our last Senior Wisdom of the day goes to Connor Haseley, who tells us to actually care about what we do and advises against double majoring. 

Our next wise senior wants you to be risky and take a nap on the lawn.

Alicia Simba has lived through so many versions of Hewitt, and is here to tell the tale. 

This Tuesday, a Columbia Science Review event asked questions about testosterone’s role in elite women’s athletics. Who gets to define gender in the context of sports? And is testosterone level an appropriate marker of sex? 

Roses are red, violets are blue, these Bwoglines, were written for you!

The man married to Vergil and ButCaf hot chocolate connoisseur: it’s John Gorton’s Senior Wisdom.

Hewitt waffles, zines, and lost Carman flip phones.

The next person to bestow wisdom upon us is IK, advocate for Econ majors and Operations Research extraordinaire.