Alicia Simba has lived through so many versions of Hewitt, and is here to tell the tale. 

This Tuesday, a Columbia Science Review event asked questions about testosterone’s role in elite women’s athletics. Who gets to define gender in the context of sports? And is testosterone level an appropriate marker of sex? 

Roses are red, violets are blue, these Bwoglines, were written for you!

The man married to Vergil and ButCaf hot chocolate connoisseur: it’s John Gorton’s Senior Wisdom.

Hewitt waffles, zines, and lost Carman flip phones.

The next person to bestow wisdom upon us is IK, advocate for Econ majors and Operations Research extraordinaire. 

In the final bittersweet GSSC meeting of the year, the council spent their night going over the accomplishments of the council in the past school year, as well as appreciating their time with one another. Lovely! GSSC Bureau Chief Andrew Chee is here with the recap from the Jed Satow Room.

Happiest of Wednesdays — we’re almost there!

This senior wisdom is brought to you by the same man who has probably run over your foot with his scooter in John Jay.

Engineering Student Council met for a final, brief session last night. For the final time, ESC Bureau Chief Finn Klauber reports what happened during the ESC meeting.

Barnard’s SGA convened for their final spring meeting, and Barnard Bureau Chief Emerita Dassi Karp stepped in for one last time to cover the action.

Hear ye, hear yeet, it’s time for all to be graced with wisdom from the one and only.

A’s poetry has made Bwog grow chest hair and sob all at once.

This past Monday, Columbia College announced that 97 seniors will be inducted into Phi Beta Kappa, a couple of weeks after Barnard announced its spring inductees.

He stared into her glistening eyes and said, “My name . . . is Tuesday Bwoglines.”