Good morning and Happy Bacchanal! Here are some headlines before you run out the door!

Five-person groups in Barnard’s housing lottery picked today; we bring you the triumphs and tribulations that resulted. While Columbia sophomores scrounged for suites in the John Jay Lounge, groups of Barnard students picked from the comfort of their own laptops in the 5-person lottery. As we mentioned in our post on the senior lottery and 4-person lottery, […]

 It’s our favorite campus holiday: Bacchanal! It’s the time of year when you shed your seasonal depression, wear shorts no matter the weather, and end your night at 3 PM only to wake up and party later. For the first years, transfers, exchange students, and any other Bacch virgins, Bacchanal is the Columbia version of fun, […]

Columbia students recently received an impassioned plea from Associate Director of Residential Life Scott D. Helfrich begging them to open their hearts and rooms to prospective students. ResLife still needs 100 more hosts for Days on Campus and Perspectives on Diversity. But have no fear, Associate Director Helfrich! Bwog has plenty of ways to incentivize […]

Umbrellas are terrible, annoying, and impractical devices of minimal utility to the human race, and here’s why the world should get rid of them and switch to the infinitely superior raincoat model of rain protection.

Happy Friday! It’s finally April — the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, the flowers and blooming, and we all still haven’t found summer internships. Don’t you just love the spring! And don’t you just love Bwoglines! Us too!

It’s crunch time, and the selection for juniors is getting more and more limited.

The last housing review of the day is the cozy, semi-elusive residential brownstone at 548 W 113th, AKA Symposium because of its proximity to the Greek restaurant. Close to campus but with enough distance to feel a little more ~mature~, Symposium is perfect for any upperclassmen duos with a good lottery number.

A Bwogger is now filled with love for Barnard Public Safety.

Senior staff writer Jake Tibbetts has compiled all of Bwog’s (almost) spring bops. Here is the result.

Are you an architecture snob with delusions of grandeur in need of some privacy? Welcome to Wien. Leo, a resident Wien-er, takes you through Wien Hall in this Housing Review. 

Bwog’s first housing review of the day is a perennial sophomore favorite and junior “ok, I guess” – 600 W. 113th St, or The Building Formerly Known As Nussbaum. Although, now that the titular restaurant is re-opening and re-branding, maybe we should call it…Wu? 

Read till the end for some hella wholesome content.

On the third day of housing selection, my true love gave to me, five bags of Haribo gummy bears from the Housing concessions table. 

In search of a suite in your housing selection? There’s no need to fear; 47 Claremont has your back without forcing you to give up much of anything.