Happy Monday!

I should have applied to be a chancellor, but no one told me about the deadline. Editor’s note: mentions of death.

Take a break from your midterms and attend our open meeting in Lerner 510 at 9 pm tonight!

Welcome back to Science Fair, Bwog’s weekly roundup of science events happening around campus. As always, email science@bwog.com if you want your event featured.

“Where Art Thou” is a weekly guide to interesting and notable lectures, events, and performances for the literary/musically/theatrically-inclined.

Support your undergraduate peers and attend the Undergraduate Research Symposium!

The NY Yankees return to the World Series!

In the latest “Tissue Talks” lecture hosted by Dr. Gordana Vunjak-Novakovic, Dr. Ron Weiss discussed his lab’s research on “programming” stem cells. Through this research, he hopes to unlock the secrets of organ development

On October 17, Staff Writer Lorelei Gorton attended Music on the Brain, a conversation at the National Jazz Museum of Harlem on the emotional impacts of music with a Columbia neuroscientist and a local musician.

This past Thursday, Barnard College hosted a faculty panel titled “Global Reproductive Rights and Resistance” as the first event in their series “The Year of Elections Around the World.”

For the caffeine-dependent students that need a good budget option.

Does anyone truly like oysters? 

Faculty and staff members issued a statement expressing concern that Columbia’s financial ties to fossil fuel companies “compromise the objectivity of [their] climate and energy policy research.”

Undeniably the worst elevator on campus…

Honestly, I would be so okay with having a nice little mouse friend who lived in my dorm. But this guy? This guy isn’t my friend. At all.