Kamala Harris could buy nine 7-Elevens.

Verizon expansion? Cell service on the subway? Read all about it in today’s edition of Bwoglines!

Welcome to Day Two of classes! We hope your trek to your 8:40 isn’t as busy as the streets of pre-pandemic Midtown.

It’s the first day of classes here at Barnumbia, and it’s our first edition of Bwoglines for the semester. Editors’ warning: mentions of death and drowning

I can’t feel a thing… I keep looking at my mood ring

What better time to get some extra steps in than while on the phone?

I just died while holding 16 iron ore.

Yeah… We see you.

That’s how we’re feeling today, I fear.

Bow down to the Queens—Madonna and Beyoncé are here.

The most exciting two minutes of sports! 

Why do the little things seem so big in middle school?

Nothing better than a good 10 hour white noise video on YouTube.

I have discovered a preference for New Orleans Jazz.

Sometimes you have to embarrass yourself for no real reason.