I just don’t think they should look like that!

Stay Pareto efficient and keep the cameras on.

An age old question.

Abby Lee Miller puts Columbia University on the pyramid.

Should you get out more? Is spending this amount of time on physics homework healthy? Here are some signs it’s time to leave the SEAS bubble.

If one more person takes the elevator down from five, I will lose my mind.

Senior Staff Writer Zane Bekheet tells of a haunting day filled with far too many burritos.

Bwogger Anna Eggers had her first in-person college class on Tuesday. Here’s what it’s like being a freshman during COVID-19.

Senior Staff Writer Brigid Cromwell offers her helpful tips for spending your Grubhub gift card wisely.

The weather outside may be frightful, but the fact that we still have (online) classes is more frightful in my opinion.

I’m okay, by the way.

Frankly, we’ve always relied on our parents to buy us groceries, and we’re tired of hot pockets for dinner.

News Editor Victoria Borlando is evil now, and she has taken up the challenge of imagining the worst possible combination of celebrities to engage in a Contemporary Civilization seminar.

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY BWOG!! Here are a select few people of note who share our day of birth.

To celebrate Bwog’s fifteenth birthday, we rewrote the lyrics to Taylor Swift’s iconic song “Fifteen” with a Bwoggish spin.