These simulation elves are burnt out and making some mistakes this week.

 Should the names of every Spice Girl or every BTS member be etched into Butler Library? In a better world, both would be. In today’s world, we have Homer and Demosthenes instead. 

This Bwogger has a confession to make.

Twenty-three tons of cast bronze, but infinite weight in the tons of confusion it causes. Just what the heck is it?

Bwog's tips and tricks for all your stuyding needs this finals season!

I was prompted to record this information because the Columbia College Instagram story about the line had an awful angle. Like you couldn’t see anything. Immortalize this struggle.

Bwog Staff officially puts in a request to Columbia for the following items using the billion-dollar endowment.

A day in the life of a sports-playing, beer-drinking, STEM-majoring, Columbia bro.

We can call it even, you can call me “babe” for the weekend… ‘Tis the damn season!

With the air turning colder and snow beginning to fall, the time for Senior Wisdoms is upon us. Nominate your fellow graduating senior!

It’s that time of the year again.

Kesha could write the Iliad, but Homer couldn’t write “Tik Tok.”

Bwog wants you at tonight’s open meeting more than I want Speak Now (Taylor’s Version).

Roar, Matzo Ball, Roar: the true tale of a real stuffed animal living on the Columbia University campus.

Time with family means fucked up stories!