New semester, new Zoom crushes. Don’t worry, Bwog is here to ensure your virtual happily ever after.

We’re here to peer into your hopefully soon-to-be-vaccinated (or already vaccinated!) soul. (Disclaimer: this is for FUN, not medical advice.)

Want to decorate your dorm? Afraid of commitment? Halfway through the semester without doing anything for your room?  You’ve come to the right place.

In her quest to further explore the not-so-secret hierarchy of NYC critters, Staff writer Sydney takes a deep dive into one of the more overlooked rodent factions: mice.

Managing Editor Caroline returns to the Shortform Section of the blog with a rebuttal to the expressed grievances against her beloved grocery store.

Bwog Staff comes together to bring you a quick bit of nonsense for your study break.

A housing review for the new to Barnard 121st street dorms: old, but charming.

Senior Staff Writers Elena and Yuki (Yuhlena Christendams) challenge Westside to a fight.

I watched porn in class, and it wasn’t against the rules. In fact, I didn’t even have a choice.

Come to our open meeting to discover the inspiration behind this raw, emotional work of poetry!

Spread the word to friends in need.

Senior Staff Writer Zane Bekheet explains all the reasons she hasn’t paid attention to a single zoom lecture.

Because we know everyone is dying to know.

Single for the summer? In a complicated situation? Happily cuffed? Yearning and/or pining? Bwog doesn’t discriminate! Find your perfect V-Day soundtrack below, and (try to) enjoy these unprecedented times.

It’s nearly Valentine’s Day, there’s literally no better time to shoot your shot.